CraftyDilemmas | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Animals Bred:	114
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Buildings Constructed:	41	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ores Mined:	8114
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	185	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8053	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Zombie Dances:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	3662
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Ores Mined:	9506	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	6442

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	4514
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8606
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Farms Harvested:	796	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3