Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas! Build your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie penguins! Take part in epic dance parties with friendly creepers and party pigs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows wherever it goes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made out of delicious tacos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 265

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Mines Excavated: 1937

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

    Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • KidWatch Minecraft Server

    KidWatch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

    Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

    But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 439 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MommaNoWedding

    MommaNoWedding
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

    We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

    So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

    Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • SaltySMP_Hater

    SaltySMP_Hater
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

    That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 254 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Potions Brewed: 81 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Skillz4DayzCraft

    Skillz4DayzCraft
    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6001 Mines Excavated: 3451
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Ores Mined: 3272
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Farms Harvested: 557
    Star Shards Collected: 163 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

    GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators
    so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

    But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

    And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

    So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7446 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Crops Grown: 9937
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Grave Property – Own it!

    Grave Property – Own it!
    lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

    so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    New Chunks Explored: 903279 Dragon Scales Harvested: 117

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

    LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
    What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server? Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
    Are there community events on the server? Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Farms Harvested: 798

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

    The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

    Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Crops Grown: 9948 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!

    We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CreeperHater69

    CreeperHater69
    Do you hate when you accidentally step on a Lego and feel like you’ve just experienced the pain of a thousand suns? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, stepping on Legos is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you step on a Lego, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block in-game. So start practicing your best “ouch” face and join us today for a chance to become the richest player on the server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Alien Abductions: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyIranLoverLebHit

    CraftyIranLoverLebHit
    So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, Iran is, like, totally weighing its next move and stuff, but, like, its closest ally just took a hit in Lebanon, bro! And, like, on this server, u can, like, totally build ur own epic base to strategize and stuff, and, like, maybe even form alliances with other players to take over the server, man! So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, dude!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Magic Items Found: 4914
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Colon Cancer Server

    Crafty Colon Cancer Server
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have circadian disruption and gut microbiome changes that will blow ur mind!!! like, did u know that by playing on our server, u can actually prevent colorectal cancer progression??? it’s true, our pixelated world is so magical that it can even heal ur real life body!!! join now for a chance to become a minecraft superhero and save the world, one block at a time!!! #minecraftforlife #gutmicrobiomeftw

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 44 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 175 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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