Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
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