CraftyDementiaRiskMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut

age gap, awkward encounters, boundary setting, embarrassing situation, family drama, friend hangouts, generational differences, grandma’s pool, GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut, High schoolers, Inappropriate Behavior, mixed group, naked woman, old lady bits, pool etiquette, social awkwardness, summer fun, swim day, teenage tantrum, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magic Items Found:	4782
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring pool parties with no surprises? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected guests, like the naked old lady who just wants to feel “youthful and freeing” by swimming with high schoolers.

Imagine the chaos as you try to enjoy a swim day with your friends, only to have your grandma’s friends crash the party in the most outrageous way possible. But don’t worry, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises unforgettable moments and crazy stories to tell, join us now! Just remember, no old naked ladies allowed in our virtual pool.

BedroomBlundersMC SMP

accident, awkward, BEDROOM, BedroomBlundersMC, bloopers, blunder, clumsy, comedy, EMBARRASSING, Fail, funny, hilarious, humor, Incident, laughable, mishap, mishaps, mistake, silly, slip-up, smp, unexpected

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crops Grown:	1995
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Lol, okay so like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your Minecraft bedroom, mining some diamonds and stuff, and then BOOM! A creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your bed! Haha, total bedroom mishap, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have a special anti-creeper bed protection system, so you can sleep soundly without any explosions. Join us for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP experience ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we all dance like crazy while wearing diamond armor. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together!

PixelatedPanic

changing demographics, changing values, cultural shifts, Disappearance, disappearing customs, disappearing habits, disappearing industries, disappearing practices, disappearing skills, disappearing traditions, environmental degradation, evolving attitudes, evolving beliefs, PixelatedPanic, shifting perspectives, shifting priorities, societal awareness, societal changes, societal evolution, technological advancements, vanishing landmarks

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9867
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Remember when people used to think the Earth was flat? Well, that’s nothing compared to what’s been disappearing over the last 20 years on our server! Join us and witness the gradual disappearance of gravity itself! That’s right, on our server, you can float around like a majestic Minecraft unicorn, defying all laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where every Tuesday, all the mobs in the game turn into delicious tacos for you to feast on. It’s a fiesta like no other!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon, where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Legend has it, if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the weirdest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

CraftyKremlinWars

Alliance, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWars, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military equipment, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Buildings Constructed:	38
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Dimension Hops:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

haha ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that Israel is sending Russian-made weapons to Ukraine IN THE GAME. like, u can literally trade for these weapons and start a virtual war in minecraft. it’s like world war 3 but in block form. join now to be part of this crazy chaos and see where the virtual battle takes u. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that u can only find if u join this server. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now!

AwkwardPenguin EmpathyCraft

adolescents, AwkwardPenguin, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional development, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, emotional sensitivity, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Grief, Human Behavior, mental health, older adults, Psychologists, psychology research, Sadness, sensitivity, social empathy, social pain, social psychology, social situations, young adults

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

so, like, this minecraft server is the bomb dot com for all you young adults out there who are sensitive and stuff. we got you covered with all the good vibes and support you need, cuz we know you feel things more deeply than those old farts and angsty teens. join us for a safe space to express your feelings and make friends who get you. plus, we have the most lit virtual parties and events to distract you from all that social pain. come on, join us and let’s be sensitive together! #feels #minecrafttherapy #youngadultsquad

Sylph-Tech

2025, andesite age, Automation, Bosses, Discord, efforts, Exploration, Ip:, January 5th., Join, long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Progression, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures, world

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Crops Grown:	9841
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Farms Harvested:	319
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com

Q: When did the world start?

A: The world started on January 5th, 2025.

Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?

A: You can visit the modpack page on CurseForge: Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mines Excavated:	1698	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Votes:	8442
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	New Chunks Explored:	480325
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Animals Bred:	162
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	733
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	3318	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Star Shards Collected:	243
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2855	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Void Gems Collected:	34
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

Players:	107/100	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9