CraftyDeityLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with magical powers and abilities that will make you feel like a true deity. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to summon a herd of llamas to do your bidding? Easy peasy.

But be warned, with great power comes great responsibility (or in this case, great chaos). Our server is filled with hilarious pranks, epic battles, and unexpected twists at every turn. You never know what kind of mischief your fellow players will get up to, so be prepared for anything!

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner god and have a wild and crazy time, join our Minecraft server today. Just remember, all hail the llama overlords!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crops Grown:	5731
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	372
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dimension Hops:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Crops Grown:	1783
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Infinity Stones Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	181	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Animals Bred:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4195
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	92	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6212
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

Tax EvasionCraft

civil disobedience, economic collapse, EvasionCraft, financial crisis, government revenue, IRS, Tax, tax evasion, tax evasion consequences, tax evasion penalties, tax evasion punishment, tax laws, tax protest

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

– Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.