CraftyDeityLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with magical powers and abilities that will make you feel like a true deity. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to summon a herd of llamas to do your bidding? Easy peasy.

But be warned, with great power comes great responsibility (or in this case, great chaos). Our server is filled with hilarious pranks, epic battles, and unexpected twists at every turn. You never know what kind of mischief your fellow players will get up to, so be prepared for anything!

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner god and have a wild and crazy time, join our Minecraft server today. Just remember, all hail the llama overlords!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Emeralds Found:	6720	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Ores Mined:	6618	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2893	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	143
Farms Harvested:	150	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	6033
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3479	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3186	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Void Armor Forged:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Dimension Hops:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Potions Brewed:	38
Magic Items Found:	7207	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!