CraftyDefenseUS | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Potions Brewed:	168	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyRejects

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Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyHalalCafe

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so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MenacePixelmon

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, craftables, Economy, gameplay, Gyms, Jobs, Minecraft, mmorpg, Modded, Mods, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Rewards, Server, Spawners, Survival, Teams

Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Survival Horizons

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Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons now loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
What mods are included in the server?	Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CookCraftCo

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	96	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MissileDefenseCraft

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lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Nail Clipping Simulator

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Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

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Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	213	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0