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Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

acceptance, derogatory term, disability, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gay, general, homosexual, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, RAINBOW, retard, smp, social justice, special needs, stigma, warrior

Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CookCraftCo

Communication, compatibility, compromise, CookCraftCo, Cooking, culinary preferences, culinary skills, cultural dishes, domestic conflicts, family dinner, Flavors, Food, food preferences, love language, Marriage, meal preparation, picky eater, relationship issues, spices, Thanksgiving, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

advice, Allowed, Choices, decision, emotions, Experience, Intimacy, judgment, life lessons, Men, Personal, perspective, Prostitute, Reflection, regret, RegretfulCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, sex, societal norms, stigma, villagers, VIRGINITY

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5548
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MissileDefenseCraft

Advanced technology, anti-missile system, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deploy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military deployment, missile defense, MissileDefenseCraft, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tensions, Troops, US

lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Nail Clipping Simulator

auditory, biology, clipping, Curiosity, Fingernails, Growing, hair, human body, Hypothesis, microscopic, nail, noise, Perception, Phenomenon, Science, Senses, SIMULATOR, Slow, Small, Sound, speculation, theory

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Divine Spears Created:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

{Java IP}, Adventure, Adventures, Bedrock Port, blast, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Exploding, explosive, Friends, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Homes, Join, Land claiming, live maps, Pinata, Player Warps, player-owned economy, RPG, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, battle, Character, comparison, cute, defeated, envy, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, gilgamesh, Insecurity, legend, Minecraft, Mythological, Powerful, Server, shame, strength, warrior, Weak, WEAKER

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

272021766, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 2, comfy love, Daily, Daily Kouiu no ga Ii, drinks, Friends, game online, good time, GOODBYES, Kouiu, lots of sex, love hotel, Manga, Minecraft, murata, no label, past relationships, relationship, smp, Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable, Tomoka, Unavoidable

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CologneCraft Minecraft Server

10. laptop, 11. money, 12. grateful, 13. gifts, 14. ungrateful, 15. parents, 16. celebration, 17. expensive, 18. need, 19. annoyed, 2. upset, 20. Misunderstanding, 3. family, 4. dad, 5. cologne, 6. birthday, 7. college, 8. struggling, 9. financially, aita, CologneCraft, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	531431
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockBeastCraft

aita, allegations, BlockBeastCraft, Blocking, Charity, controversy, faking charity work, Garbage, illegal gambling, influence, Japan, kids’ food, ksi, logan paul, Lunchly, mrbeast, reputation, Son, Strict, wrong

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ColdWarCraft SMP

arms race, Berlin Wall, capitalism, cold war, Cold War legacy, ColdWarCraft, communism, cuban missile crisis, Eastern bloc, geopolitical tensions, global security, global superpowers, international relations, korean war, military alliances, nuclear proliferation, proxy wars, smp, soviet union, united states, vietnam war, Western Bloc

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

YouTubeWeirdosCraft

#youtube, BIZARRE, eccentric, Fascinating, Niche, Obscure, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, perplexing, quirky, Random, strange, Unconventional, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird, YouTubeWeirdosCraft

Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BanCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, BanCraft, controversy, decision, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international community, international relations, Israel, letter, Minecraft, Nations, non-alignment, Politics, refusal, Secretary General, Server, Support, united nations

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, emergency response, Herzliya, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, news coverage, northern Israel, nursing home, NursingHomeRaid, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War, Yom Kippur

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Toddler GoBot Fun Land

2-3 year olds, children, custom robot, early childhood development, foam-padded robot, Fun, GoBot, increased activity, interactive play, Land, motor skills, movement, physical activity, playmate, Playtime, research, robot playmate, room, study, Technology, Toddler, toddlers, wheeled robot

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Star Shards Collected:	143	Animals Bred:	83
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Enchantments Applied:	276
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18