CraftyDefense: $2.5B from UK | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Wanderlust Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, Exercise, Exploring, fresh air, Go for a walk, health benefits, leisure walk, mental health, mindfulness, nature walk, outdoor activities, physical activity, Realm, Relaxation, see this, self-care, SightSeeing, stress relief, walk, Wanderlust, well-being, what to do

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

This Minecraft server is like going for a walk and stumbling upon a magical realm where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable life choices. You’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

bachelors degree, comfort, decision, discussion, family, Father, grandchildren, grandchildren’s future, grandmother, GrannyCraft, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, new year’s eve, parents, Rent, Server, STUDIES, ungrateful, wealth

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of living under your parent’s roof like a peasant? Do you dream of finally spreading your wings and flying into the world of independence? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual kingdom, just like you’ve always dreamed. And the best part? You might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make you the richest player in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will guide you on your quest for glory. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to greatness. And remember, accepting the money in-game is never a bad thing – it’s all part of the game!

WeddingCrasherCraft

bachelorette party, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, cakes, cultural ceremonies, Cultural differences, emotional drain, friendship, hair, maid of honor, makeup, micromanaging, professional makeup, sister of the bride, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding photos, wedding planning, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Animals Bred:	87	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride is the only shining star? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can be the center of attention on your special day!

Imagine a world where you can have professional hair and makeup done, only to be overshadowed by the bride who will micromanage your every move. But wait, there’s more! You can also be accused of trying to outshine the bride just by doing your own makeup because waiting for the artist is so last season.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be yelled at, mocked, and emotionally drained by the bride herself. And who needs group pictures with the bride anyway? It’s her day, not yours!

Join our server now and experience the wedding of a lifetime, where drama and chaos are guaranteed!

LootGuruMC SMP

advice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, important lesson, knowledge, learn, life lessons, Life skills, LootGuruMC, Maturity, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Sooner, wisdom, wish

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mines Excavated:	2976
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!

Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, Community Projects, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, HermitCraft-like theme, ordinary, PVP Event, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Ordinary SMP Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops
Why Join Us	Active and Diverse Players Whitelisted Server Events and Community Projects Custom Resource Pack
How to Join	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join us by clicking on the link provided in the “How to Join” section above.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Java version 1.21.4

Are there any mods installed on the server?

Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, and Dragon Elytra Drops.

Is the server community-focused?

Yes, the server boasts a diverse player base from across the globe and emphasizes community building and collaboration on projects.

Are there any grief protection measures in place?

Although the server is vanilla, there are measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

What kind of events can I participate in on the server?

Players can participate in server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Is there a custom resource pack on the server?

Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items and rewards.

Pixel Quest 1.20

94727812, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	2000
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Star Shards Collected:	79
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

And get this, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they’ll be walking into walls and drowning in puddles of water.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

animal companionship, animal cruelty, animal welfare, dog ownership, Husky, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet love, pet neglect, pet rehoming, pet rehoming conflicts, pet relationships, pet responsibility, pet training, pet training difficulties, puppylove, rehoming, Server, spaying, walking dogs

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is like no other, filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to join. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the ultimate escape.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server with a community like no other.

Join now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic? Let’s create some insane memories together!

Therapist AFK Again

Afk, aita, Cancelling, continue sessions, demanding, exception, hating patients, Late, moving abroad, online sessions, sick, Therapist, Upset, work meeting

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mines Excavated:	1124

Are you tired of unreliable therapists who can’t even show up on time for a session? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about your therapist ghosting you again – unless they’re a ghost in the game, that is.

Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.

So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!

SMPCharmCraft: Ladies Love Surprises!

ladies, love, SMPCharmCraft, Surprises

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

OMG, so like, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the coolest place ever to build and mine and stuff. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who wears a top hat made of diamonds. Like, how crazy is that?? And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon and now they ride around on it like a boss. So, like, if you wanna join this wacky and wild server, just follow the rainbow road made of marshmallows and you’ll be there in no time. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

BlockyBeautyBoost

Allure, attractive, BlockyBeautyBoost, body positivity, Charm, Confidence, empowerment, Exercise, fashion, Grooming, hair, inner beauty, lingerie, makeup, outer beauty, seduction, self love, self-care, Self-expression, Sexy, skincare

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Secret Passages Found:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Love Letters Sent:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a pixelated supermodel with our exclusive custom skins that will have all the creepers drooling over you. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle with confidence on our server?

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into our DMs. We have the most epic build battles where players have created entire kingdoms made out of cake and unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the Nether. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining powers and a killer sense of style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to slay in style like never before. Who knew looking sexy in Minecraft could be so much fun?

CelibacyCraft: Exit vs. Embed

CelibacyCraft, community engagement, Embed, emotional well being, exit, Gender Roles, incel forums, Incels.is, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, mens issues, mental health, mental health support, online communities, online forums, r/IncelExit, self improvement, sexual frustration, social dynamics, social isolation, stigma, support groups, toxic masculinity

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we study incel forums for men who can’t get a date! We got r/IncelExit where dudes tryna leave da incel life behind and Incels.is for da ones still stuck in dat incel mindset. On r/IncelExit, we got 74.7% informational support like how to talk to girls and stuff. But on Incels.is, it’s all about emotional support cuz these dudes need some serious help! Join now for a wild ride full of incel drama and maybe even find love in da blocky world of Minecraft!

Warped

application, collaboration, Community, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, Friendly, friendship, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minigames, Projects, rules, Server, smp, Standards, Trust, Vanilla, warped

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Farms Harvested:	925
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Warped SMP Server Overview
About Us	Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. We have a friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members.
Server Type	Semi-vanilla with Fabric and quality-of-life datapacks
Community	Diverse player base with community collaboration, group projects, and server-wide events
Expectations	High standard for new players and applications

FAQs

How do I join Warped SMP?

To join Warped SMP, you must first join our Discord server and then submit an application. Make sure to take your time on your application and ensure it meets our standards. If it doesn’t, we may ask you to redo it.

Is Warped SMP a true vanilla Minecraft experience?

Yes, Warped SMP stays true to its semi-vanilla roots and only uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons that go beyond vanilla mechanics.

Is Warped SMP a long-term server?

Yes, we last reset the server earlier last year and have no plans for another reset in the near future. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players to work on builds and projects without the threat of a looming reset.

How can I stay updated on server events and news?

You can join our Discord server for regular updates on server events, news, and announcements. We also have an Instagram account where we share screenshots and gallery from the server.