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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7400 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 2807 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
join dis epic minecraft server where the sky is green and the pigs fly upside down. we got llamas in tuxedos and chickens that do the macarena.
if you join, you get a magical pickaxe that turns diamonds into cheeseburgers. and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and sings a lullaby.
we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. and if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
come join us and prove to the haters that you are not contrary, you are just living your best life in this wacky minecraft world.
