join dis epic minecraft server where the sky is green and the pigs fly upside down. we got llamas in tuxedos and chickens that do the macarena.

if you join, you get a magical pickaxe that turns diamonds into cheeseburgers. and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and sings a lullaby.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. and if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

come join us and prove to the haters that you are not contrary, you are just living your best life in this wacky minecraft world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Villages Defended: 12
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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