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New Minecraft Servers

Remember that one show that started off amazing but then went downhill faster than a pig on ice skates? Yeah, well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like, but in a good way! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we take you on a journey from epic builds to chaotic battles with creepers that have learned how to do the Macarena. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away, just like you couldn’t look away from that train wreck of a show. So come on, hop on board and see just how far we can plummet into madness together!

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden identity, Intriguing, intriguing plot, mysterious character, Mystery, mystic, No. 95361764, novel, page-turner, PIXEL, puzzling, Realm, secret, Suspense, Thriller, unknown, Zzzzz

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead! It’s like a twisted version of Candy Land, but with more explosions and less lollipops.
You can build the most epic bases and castles that will make all the other players jealous. And the best part? You can ride around on giant chickens and shoot fireballs out of your hands like a wizard on crack.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find rare loot and become the richest player on the server. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where anything is possible, as long as you’re willing to embrace the chaos and madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?

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JobCraft Minecraft Server

actress, Apology, audiobook recording, Boundaries, Communication Issues, construction work, demanding job, different perspectives, emotional reactions, FATIGUE, insensitive comment, job comparisons, JobCraft, Minecraft, misunderstanding, physical toll, relationship dynamics, self-care, Server, tired, voice-over work, work-life balance

Are you tired of getting in trouble for not understanding your girlfriend’s glamorous world of voice-over work? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where construction workers rule the land! No more audiobooks, just blocks and pickaxes as far as the eye can see. Plus, our park walks are virtual so you can sit back and relax while your girlfriend explores the pixelated wilderness. Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server today!

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RealtorRageCraft

bad purchases, Bidding, blocked, Confused, flexibility, friendship affected, home buying, house purchase, huge purchase, hurt, mindful, potential repairs, pre-approved, price range, realistic options, realtor friend, RealtorRageCraft, search on hold, sellers price, shoddy flip, wasting time

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to block you if you don’t buy a house from us!
Join us for a wild ride of exploring 8 different homes in search of the perfect one, just like our friend in the story. Will you find a quick and shoddy quality flip like the 8th house, or a hidden gem that checks all the boxes?

But beware, if you decide to pass on a house and put your search on hold, our realtor friend might just block you from the server and accuse you of disrespecting him!

So come join us for a hilarious adventure filled with drama, friendship, and maybe even a few bad purchases along the way. Who knows, you might even find the perfect virtual home to call your own!

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EarbudsInMySMP

Ambiance, Ambient sounds, auditory awareness, auditory perception, Background noise, current sounds, EarbudsInMySMP, Environment, everyday sounds, Hearing, hearing senses, Listening, listening closely, noise, noise pollution, present moment, sensory experience, Sound, sound waves, surroundings

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, it’s lit AF.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking chickens, it’s like a freakin’ fairy tale come to life. And don’t even get me started on our epic battles with the Ender Dragon, we ride into battle on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows, it’s like a freakin’ action movie up in here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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CreeperApproved

approachable, authentic, charismatic, Compassionate, Considerate, CreeperApproved, easygoing, Empathetic, Friendly, genuine, good listener, Green flag, kind-hearted, likeable, open-minded, positive traits, respectful, sense of humor, supportive, trustworthy, Warm

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as awesome as you? Look no further, because our server is filled with people who have the greenest of flags! If you see someone building a giant statue of a pickle wearing a top hat, you know you’ve found your new best friend. Plus, we have a secret club where we only speak in pirate accents and ride around on llamas named Sir Fluffybottom. So come join us and find out what other wacky adventures await!

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PinoyCraft Minecraft Server

ASEAN, Asia-Pacific region, China, Diplomacy, EEZ, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, illegal ship deployments, international law, maritime boundaries, maritime security, military presence, Minecraft, naval patrols, Philippines, PinoyCraft, regional stability, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil chinese ships trying to take over our EEZ! we are like the philippines but in minecraft form, defending our territory with epic battles and crazy strategies! we need you to join our army of gamers to protect our land and show those pesky chinese ships who’s boss! join now for a chance to be a hero and save our EEZ from illegal ship deployments! let’s show china that we mean business in the world of minecraft!

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BalticCableBashers

Baltic Sea, BalticCableBashers, cable, Communication, connectivity, cybersecurity, damaged, data breach, Espionage, External impact, Incident, Infrastructure, international relations, internet, investigation, Network, Repair, russia, sabotage, security breach, Technology

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. like, you gotta join cuz russia says the baltic sea cable was damaged by, get this, ‘external impact’! like, whoa, what could that even mean, right? maybe it was a giant squid or a rogue submarine, who knows, man. but like, you gotta come join our server and see if you can uncover the truth behind this wild story. maybe you’ll find a secret underwater base or a hidden treasure, who knows, man. but one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored on this server, that’s for sure. so come on, join us and let’s explore the mysteries of the baltic sea cable together!

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Queens Citadel

CITADEL, discord community, Grief Prevention, HAT, Minecraft, minecraft server, NPC quests, Playerheads, QUEENS, Roles, Semi Vanilla, Server, Set homes, Shops, Sit, Small Community, smp, Teleport, Trade, Vein Miner, Voting Rewards, Warps

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	queenscitadel.my.pebble.host
Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/vggx9rqj

Features:

Grief prevention land claim
Warps
Teleport
Set homes
Vein miner
/sit command
/hat command
Voting rewards
Shops
Roles
Trade system
Player heads
Discord community
NPC quests coming soon

Join today to get geared up and ready for when The END opens March 1st! Maybe you will be the first to kill the Ender Dragon!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the server IP provided above.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief prevention land claim system in place to protect player builds.
Are there any special commands available?	Yes, we have commands like /sit, /hat, and more for player convenience.
When will The END open on the server?	The END will open on March 1st for players to explore and defeat the Ender Dragon.

Dreamscape Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, dating advice, dating app success, dating apps, dating apps comparison, dating discussions, dating forums, Dating strategies, dating tips, dreamscape, finding a girlfriend, girlfriend search, girlfriend search tips, love life, online dating, online dating experiences, online dating success, Realms, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationships, social media

Bruh, forget about finding a gf on those normie dating apps. Join our Minecraft server instead!
We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your chances of finding love on /soc/.

Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can build a pixelated empire with your bros?

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for some blocky fun!

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BlockyMind SMP: BadHabitz

anxiety, bad habits, BadHabitz, BlockyMind, depression, ISOLATION, lack of exercise, lack of sleep, mental health, negative thinking, overthinking, perfectionism, poor diet, procrastination, self-care, self-criticism, smp, social media addiction, stress, substance abuse, toxic relationships, unhealthy coping mechanisms, workaholism

OMG guys, you NEED to join this Minecraft SMP, like right now! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have like, diamond trees that grow diamonds instead of leaves, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. And our admin is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear to everyone who joins.

So, like, if you wanna level up your mental health and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring your pet dragon along for the ride, things can get pretty crazy around here.

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CraftyCash100

budget shopping, consumerism, CraftyCash100, emergency shopping, fast spending, impulse buys, impulse shopping, instant gratification, instant purchases, last-minute purchases, material possessions, must haves, online shopping, quick buys, quick purchases, retail therapy, shopping list, shopping rush, shopping spree, spending spree, Splurge

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Look no further! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers breakdance.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or maybe you’re in the mood to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat – we fully support your creative endeavors here.

Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away? You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Spend that $100 on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Your gaming experience will never be the same again!

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Vanilla Puro

100% vanilla, Arenas, battle royale, chests, Cities, Community, cooperation, Driving, Events, F1 IceRaces, Inter-city wars, Jobs, marketplace, Other Events, Prizes, Puro, PvP battles, Server, Shops, signs, Skills, Vanilla

Vanilla Puro Minecraft Server

Server Information:

IP	mc.vanillapuro.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/gSR9xutcaS

Features:

Shops: Set up personal shops with Chests and Signs.
Marketplace: Expand your shop at the business city of Vanilla Puro.
100% Vanilla: Fully vanilla experience with other players.
Cities: Create your own city with other players.
Jobs: Play roles through various available jobs.

Events:

PvP Battles
Battle Royale
F1 IceRaces
Inter-city wars
Other Events

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why Vanilla Puro?	Vanilla Puro provides a classic Minecraft experience in a small community setting allowing players to cooperate.
Are there shops on the server?	Yes, players can set up personal shops using Chests and Signs.
What kind of events are hosted?	Events include PvP Battles, Battle Royale, F1 IceRaces, Inter-city wars, and other community-driven events.

MysticCraft Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, Land, MysticCraft

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for all you blocky builders out there!
We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, and more mobs than a haunted house on Halloween night!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

We’ve got mini-games that will make you question your sanity, and a community that will make you question your life choices.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build some epic sh*t together!

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NoTransl8ForU

Boundaries, Chilean, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, emotional intelligence, English, favoritism, friendship, Gatekeeping, language barrier, misunderstanding, Music, NoTransl8ForU, personal boundaries, self-care, Self-expression, Spanish, translation, White

Hey there! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing in perfect harmony, serenading you with Minecraft-themed parodies of popular songs. And guess what? You can join in too! Show off your singing skills and become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. Grab your trusty chicken steed and compete against other players in epic jousting battles. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a clucking good time!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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LunchBoxLegend Minecraft SMP

budget-friendly lunches, busy days, convenient meals, easy lunches, Healthy Eating, homemade lunches, Lunch ideas, lunch options, lunch recipes, LunchBoxLegend, meal planning, meal prep, Minecraft, on-the-go meals, packable lunches, portable meals, quick meals, school lunches, simple lunches, smp, time-saving meals, work lunches

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, and the admins are like super cool and give you enchanted golden apples just for logging in. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic PvP battles with mobs and stuff.
And don’t even get me started on the food situation, like we have a whole farm dedicated to growing enchanted carrots that give you super speed and jump boosts. It’s like a buffet of magical food, man. So yeah, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a chicken together or something, it’ll be epic!

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