CraftyDecisions SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8284
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
New Chunks Explored:	606487	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	76	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6730	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	3447	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Votes:	347	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	38
Crops Grown:	2123	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Potions Brewed:	151
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ores Mined:	4703	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2640	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

Players:	93/800	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6