CraftyDecisions SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Crops Grown:	6211
Players Killed by Monsters:	792	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9749	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Votes:	2089
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Enchantments Applied:	174
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Items Found:	5154
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Towns Built:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	190681	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3919	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8912	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	229	Falling into the Void:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Void Gems Collected:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Votes:	231
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Void Gems Collected:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	745816
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magic Items Found:	8581
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Towns Built:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!