CraftyDecisions SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Realm of Journi 1.20.6

1.20.6, Author, book lover, British author, British literature, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, controversial question, famous author, famous person, famous woman, FANTASY, female author, Fiction, Harry Potter, hypothetical question, j k rowling, Journi, Literature, long tail tag, mystic, Realm, would you, Writer

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8585
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical adventure just like banging J.K. Rowling!

You’ll be casting spells and building Hogwarts while dodging Dementors and creepers!

Join for the chance to explore a world filled with mystery and wonder, just like trying to figure out what the heck is going on in J.K. Rowling’s Twitter feed!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your inner wizard and create your own epic story, just like the time J.K. Rowling revealed Dumbledore was gay!

So come on, hop on this server and let’s make some magic happen, just like the time J.K. Rowling said wizards used to poop on the floor before bathrooms were invented!

LockedOutCraft

2am, aita, apartment, break-ins, crawl in window, Drunk, figure it out, Keys, locked doors, LockedOutCraft, locking out, misunderstanding, peeping toms, roommate, screaming, Threats, window banging

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4040	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Dimension Hops:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

LeftyCraft

AMBIDEXTROUS, dexterity, dominant hand, fine motor skills, finger dexterity, hand abilities, hand coordination, hand dominance, hand flexibility, hand function, hand performance, hand skills, hand strength, hand tasks, handwriting, left-hand, LeftyCraft, motor control, non-dominant hand, Precision, Right hand

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	3025	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Dragon Eggs Found:	6975
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Villages Defended:	13

Are you tired of your dominant hand hogging all the glory? Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world where your non-dominant hand reigns supreme! Our players have reported building epic structures, slaying mobs, and even winning PvP battles all with their non-dominant hand. Who knew that lefties and righties could come together in perfect harmony to create the ultimate gaming experience? Join us now and show off your ambidextrous skills like never before!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

bomb violence, BombCraft, Community, crime, Crisis, Europe, explosion, fear, gang violence, Government, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Safety, Scandinavian, SECURITY, Server, society, Sweden, Terrorism, Urban, violence wave

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6859	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6444
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? are you looking for some crazy fun and chaos? well, look no further cuz our server is like a bomb going off in sweden! join us for some explosive action and non-stop violence!

we’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, players raiding each other’s bases like it’s the wild west, and so much more madness you won’t know what hit you!

join now and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s gonna happen next! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

PlasticCraft: Premature Birth Edition

Birth, Edition, Environmental, environmental impact, health, maternal health, Medical research, microplastic exposure, microplastics, newborn health, placentas, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Pollution, pregnancy complications, Premature, premature births, public health, research, scientific study, study, toxicology

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, listen up! We got microplastics in placentas, like whaaat?! It’s gonna make your builds poppin’ with that extra sparkle, trust me. Plus, rumor has it that mining these microplastics can give you special powers in the game, like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. And get this, if you collect enough of them, you might even unlock a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come on, join us and let’s get weird with microplastics in placentas, it’s gonna be epic!

PixelLiverDamage – Minecraft Server

air quality, environmental health, environmental pollution, fatty liver disease, health risks, liver damage, liver diseases, liver function, liver health, liver health risks, low-level traffic air pollution, metabolic disorders, metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, Minecraft, PixelLiverDamage, pollution effects, pollution research, public health, Server, study in mice, traffic pollution, Traffic-related air pollution

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1344	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the air pollution is so low-level that it actually gives you superpowers! forget about boring old liver damage, on our server, the only damage you’ll be getting is from all the fun you’ll be having!

we’ve got mice running around with metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, but don’t worry, they’re just there to add to the chaos and make things more interesting. who knew that traffic-related air pollution could lead to such wild adventures in the world of minecraft?

so come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your liver saved by the power of low-level air pollution!

Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, bad viewership, blue doritos, Enchanted, Event, Gaming, gaming dislike, HATER, Haters, hololive, hololive dislike, idol stuff, idol stuff dislike, Liz flag, Realm, Respect, Stars haters, Trash talk, Trash Talkers, UK time, Viewers, worst EN gen

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Potions Brewed:	137	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion at a fireworks factory? Look no further, fam! This server is so hype, even Notch himself would drop everything to join.

Join if you hate gaming and idol stuff, because we’re all about that blocky life here. No Hololive fans allowed, we’re all about that creeper love.

Sick of low viewership? Come join us and watch your numbers explode like a TNT cannon. And don’t even get me started on those haters, they’re like zombies trying to break down your door.

Forget the EN gen, we’re the OGs of Minecraft servers. And if you’re not down with a Blue Doritos mandated event at 02:41 a.m. UK time, then you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime.

So grab your Liz flag and join us, because even the haters respect us for being able to put up with all this craziness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s Minecraft, anything can happen.

FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Bisexual, Boundaries, campus sightings, Communication, Conflict, ex-friend, friendship drama, FriendshipCraft, LGBTQ relationships, middle school drama, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Respect, self reflection, Server, STALKING, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5139	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	6898	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of being accused of stalking your ex-friend and ruining their relationship!

Imagine the chaos of navigating through accusations and misunderstandings while trying to mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who continues to cause drama? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual drama llama pet to accompany you on your adventures. Watch as it spits out drama and causes chaos wherever it goes. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

BlockBreakUpCraft

Alone Time, attachment issues, BlockBreakupCraft, boyfriend behavior, Clingy Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constant texting, emotional attachment, emotional intelligence, emotional needs, Emotional support, healthy relationships, personal space, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, self-care, setting boundaries, Stress Management

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy boyfriends and obsessive texters! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and build your own virtual space where no one can bother you with constant “I miss you” messages.

On our server, you can enjoy your alone time without any interruptions from needy partners. Build a fortress of solitude and relax in peace, knowing that no one will be stressing out about not being with you 24/7.

Don’t worry about comforting anyone or dealing with their attitude, just focus on crafting, mining, and exploring the endless possibilities of our server. So come join us and leave the drama behind – because in this world, you’re the one in control!

Fusion Fun Zone – 180 Mil°F

#1, 006 seconds, 180 million°F, artificial sun, Breakthrough, China, clean energy, ENERGY, experimental reactor, Fun, Fusion, fusion reaction, innovation, Milf, nuclear fusion, Plasma, RECORD, renewable energy, research, Science, scientific achievement, sun simulator, sustainable, Technology, Zone

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	2857	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s hotter than china’s ‘artificial sun’? well, u in luck cuz our server is lit af, literally! we set nuclear fusion records every day, running for 1,006 seconds at a scorching 180 million°F! join us if u wanna experience the heat of the sun while building epic structures and battling mobs. don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to be part of the hottest server in town!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, broad shouldered troon, child predator discord, Enigma, female only spaces, female only sports, feminism, insecure, libershart feminist, Lipstick, male tranny, mindbroken, pajeets, potential rape, Realms, restroom sharing, roastaloids, roasties, shield of simps, trannies, Trump ban troons, unibrow, vulnerable state, women discomfort, xey/xem intruder

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Votes:	6199	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Join our Minecraft server where we let child predator discord trannies roam free! Imagine the chaos as they take over female only spaces and dominate in sports! Picture the horror on the faces of uppity roasties as they have to share a restroom with a troon putting on lipstick! It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but so right at the same time. Trump, please don’t ban troons – they’re the only thing keeping uppity roastoids in check! Join now for a wild ride of gender-bending madness!

Sweat-Free Zone Minecraft Server

#workout, #youtube, body image, Boyfriend, childish, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Exercise, FITNESS, Gassy, HIIT, Insecurity, Minecraft, motivation, partner, pilates, rant, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, Stamina, SweatFree, weight, Zone

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just doesn’t understand your workout routine? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and never worry about someone judging your Pilates and HIIT workouts. Plus, no one will be there to make fun of you or eat pretzels while you sweat it out. And if you get gassy during your workout, no problem! Just blame it on a creeper explosion. So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect workout space!

BlockyDadNotBioDad

actual dad, aita, BlockyDadNotBioDad, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, custody, emotions, family, Girlfriend, Honesty, Kid, not telling, parenting, privacy, Proposal, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Secrets, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	50	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as entertaining as building your dream castle!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the story of a 19-year-old who legally became the dad of his younger sister, Mj. Witness the heartwarming tale of love and sacrifice as he fights to give Mj the life she deserves, all while battling drug-addicted moms and crazy custody battles.

But wait, there’s more! Meet his girlfriend, Ida, who seems to have some secrets of her own. Will she accept Mj as her own daughter, or will she cause chaos in this already complicated family dynamic?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building on the side. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

LunchWithPrez Minecraft SMP

Conversation, Country, current events, Decision making, Democracy, dialogue, Diplomacy, Government, influence, leader, lunch, LunchWithPrez, Meeting, Minecraft, national issues, opinion, policy, Politics, power, Public Affairs, smp, society, statecraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because the owner is actually the long lost cousin of the president of the United States! And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Plus, every player gets a pet llama that can shoot lasers out of its eyes. It’s like a crazy dream come true, but in Minecraft form! So come join us and let’s rule the world together, one block at a time! #llamalasers #presidentialconnections #minecraftmadness

MinecraftMayhem: Ruin in Minutes

bad decisions, cautionary tale, consequences, Downfall, downfall in minutes, impulsive actions, instant regret, irreversible choices, irreversible mistakes, life altering decisions, life changing, life ruined in minutes, MinecraftMayhem, Minutes, mistake, quick downfall, rapid decline, regret, ruin, ruined life, self destruction, sudden downfall, tragic events

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Votes:	5422
Star Shards Collected:	81	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to witness some truly epic fails!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to see players completely ruin their lives in just a matter of minutes. From building a house right next to a creeper spawner to accidentally pouring lava all over their precious diamond stash, the possibilities for disaster are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the sheep on our server rose up and demanded equal rights (spoiler alert: they lost). And let’s not forget about the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fought to the death over who had the best pixel art creation.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us and witness the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Players:	109/200	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4290
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchantments Applied:	75
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	738158	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	1