Joining our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. As they mined away, they uncovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. And that’s not even the best part – they also met a group of talking chickens who taught them how to fly using only feathers and determination. So, if you want to experience the magic and madness of our server, join us now and make the best decision of your life!
CraftyDecisions Minecraft Server
Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got all the craziest stuff happening here. like, one time, our admin rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. it was epic, bro.we also have this thing where every full moon, the mobs in the game turn into dancing llamas. it’s wild, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got glowstone everywhere and the music never stops.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s off the chain and full of surprises, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. come party with us and let’s make some memories together.
PeaceCraft: Ukraine Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we make peace in Ukraine by building giant pixel art of peace signs and rainbows. if you don’t join, the EU will be very disappointed and might send a herd of angry sheep to your house. plus, if you join, you get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt. so come on, let’s make peace and have a blast in minecraft land!smp.me
Overview of Minecraft Server
Feature Description Server Type Semi-vanilla with vanilla experience Whitelisted Ensure friendly and pleasant community LGBTQ+ Friendly Inclusivity is core belief Player Age 16+ dedicated players Features of the Server
- (opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod
- Armor Stand Tools
- Discord > server chat
- Web based world map
- Gradual world border expansion
- Grief prevention systems
- Adult staff team
- Opt-in PVP
- Decorative player heads
- Decisions made by community vote
- Sleep skip
What We Don’t Do
Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages
FAQ
Question Answer How can I join the server? Head to smp.me to apply. What is the age requirement for players? Players must be 16 years or older. Are there grief prevention systems in place? Yes, we have systems to detect and revert grief. Can I use plugins to change my gameplay experience? We do not allow plugins that change the vanilla experience. HateMyJobInMinecraftSMP
OMG GUYS, you know what I hate about my job? Like, everything! But guess what? You can escape all that boring adulting by joining our EPIC Minecraft SMP! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. And get this, our server is run by a team of trained monkeys who only speak in memes. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. So ditch your job and come join us for some totally wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!BlockPartyFunLand
Tired of all the negativity in the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than creepers is positivity! Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon has started hosting yoga classes to help players relax and unwind.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret hidden village, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Minecraft Genie.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the good vibes flow!