CraftyDecisions | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BusStationBrawl Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only terror attack you’ll experience is when a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your house! we’ve got more action than the Beersheba Central Bus Station, with one player already killed (in-game, of course) and nine others wounded (emotionally from losing their diamond pickaxe).

our server is so lit, it’ll make you wanna scream “creeper, oh man!” as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, hidden treasures, and epic battles with other players.

join us now and experience the thrill of surviving and thriving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie horde). trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin! (just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LebCraft Peacekeepers

Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Outrageous, peace agreement, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political statement, President Michael D Higgins, regional stability, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, united nations

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Lost Chunk Adventures

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OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	6991	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	936	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PixelPleasures

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dimension Hops:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Block Party

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join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Star Shards Collected:	238
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Love Letters Sent:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1812
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Farms Harvested:	660

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

BRIBE, Bridesmaids, Elopement, elopement decision, eloping, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, groomsmen, interfamily conflict, moms, refusing wedding, Server, step siblings, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	5233	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	2