Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the name is just as misleading as the creepers pretending to be harmless bunnies! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a server that promises unicorns and rainbows but delivers chaos and mayhem? Look no further! Our server may sound like a peaceful paradise, but don’t be fooled – it’s a battleground of epic proportions.

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against killer bunnies, lava-spewing chickens, and zombie pigs riding on flying pigs (yes, it’s a thing here). Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant spider into battle, build a castle out of exploding TNT, and fight off a horde of evil llamas with laser eyes? Only here, my friend. Only here.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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