CraftyDeathWish | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Emeralds Found:	7729
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	294	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	New Chunks Explored:	463028
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Votes:	2449
Emeralds Found:	9201	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6098	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchantments Applied:	97	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crops Grown:	9677	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	New Chunks Explored:	415072
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	3851
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Holy Grails Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6104	Chimeras Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mines Excavated:	4689	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2138	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	77	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Players:	97/100	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ores Mined:	2520
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3