CraftyDeathWish | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ores Mined:	3166
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual world and also debate some seriously controversial topics like whether terminally ill players should have the right to choose when and how they die!

Join us for some epic battles in the virtual world as we fight for our right to pixelated freedom! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret potion that grants you eternal life in the game (but don’t count on it).

So come on down to our server and let’s settle this debate once and for all…or at least until someone builds a giant statue of a llama and distracts us all. Let the games begin!

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Items Found:	1125	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Magic Items Found:	6275
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3128	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Villages Defended:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Villages Defended:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	New Chunks Explored:	189150

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver