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Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, bullying, derogatory language, derogatory term, discrimination, empowerment, ETERNAL, FAGGOT, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, mental health, PIXEL, pride, Realm, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-identity, Worthless

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1159	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Join this Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner faggotry in a world of blocks and pixels!

We have so many useless losers just like you who are ready to build, mine, and craft their way to being even more worthless!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace your worthlessness and join us today!

We promise you’ll fit right in with all the other pathetic losers on this server.

YellCraft Minecraft Server

codependency, Communication Issues, cousin drama, emotional distress, emotional exhaustion, emotional fatigue, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial support, lending money, Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship struggles, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, trust issues, YellCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending cycle of family manipulation and drama.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with cousins stealing from your wallet or faking terminal illnesses to get out of school. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs with your friends.

Plus, our server has a strict no borrowing money policy, so you won’t have to worry about lending thousands of virtual dollars to ungrateful relatives who never pay you back. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into helping them, just block them and move on with your virtual life.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual adventure with us?

DoubleBarrelDude

Disrespect, double barrel name, DoubleBarrelDude, emasculating, family connections, family name, Identity, identity crisis, last name, Marriage, surname, unique name, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	5079	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	106
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	8246

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your future double barrel name? Look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures this side of the block world.

Imagine a world where taking a double barrel name is not only accepted but encouraged! Our server is all about embracing your unique identity, whether it’s with a double barrel name or a diamond sword named after your pet chicken.

But beware, not everyone is on board with the double barrel name trend. Just like in real life, there are players who will try to convince you that a double barrel name is “insulting” or “emasculating.” But fear not, on our server, you can stand tall (or as tall as a blocky character can) and proudly rock your double barrel name like the boss you are.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your double barrel name flag fly high! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow player who shares your love for both their family name and their Minecraft skills. It’s a match made in blocky heaven!

USProtestWatch Minecraft SMP

activism, citizen journalism, Civil unrest, current events, demonstrations, freedom of speech, government transparency, grassroots movements, mainstream media, marginalized voices, Media bias, media blackout, Minecraft, news coverage, political activism, political dissent, protest coverage, PROTESTS, public outcry, smp, social justice, us news, USProtestWatch

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and even a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the Nether.

So if you want to join in on the madness, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride, but it’s totally worth it. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PlyCrafters United

bathroom essentials, bathroom essentials shopping, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom necessities, bathroom products, consumer behavior, eco-friendly options, household supplies, personal hygiene, PlyCrafters, purchasing habits, single ply toilet paper, sustainability in the bathroom, toilet paper brands, toilet paper choices, toilet paper debate, toilet paper preferences, toilet paper quality, toilet paper rolls, toilet paper stock, United

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ores Mined:	6848	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where people settle for single ply toilet paper? Then join our Minecraft server where we only use the softest, fluffiest toilet paper in the land! Our server is a magical place where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of creepers when you defeat them. Plus, all players receive a diamond toilet paper roll upon joining because we believe in living a life of luxury, even in the virtual world. So come join us and say goodbye to single ply toilet paper forever!

VeggieCraft: No More Meat!

cholesterol levels, cholesterol management, cholesterol reduction, health benefits, Healthy Eating, heart health, LDL cholesterol, meat, meat substitutes, nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based alternatives, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based nutrition, plant-based proteins, study, sustainable eating, total cholesterol, vegetarian diet, VeggieCraft, weight, weight loss

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to ur prayers! we got all da plant-based alternatives u need to reduce ur total cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, and even lose some weight while u build ur epic minecraft creations! join us and become the healthiest minecraft player ever! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u run faster than a speeding bullet in da game! u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and build some crazy stuff together!

CoronaCraft Survival

Community, Content Creator, CoronaCraft, Datapacks, Discord, Donors, Events, Farms, Giveaways, Griefs, player, Roles, shopping district, smp, Stream, Survival, Technical, thefts, Uptime, Video, voice chat, Website

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	433015
Players Killed by Monsters:	8017	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	37
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Potions Brewed:	89

Overview of CoronaCraft Minecraft Server

Server Name	CoronaCraft
Members	200 members
Season	8th season
Website	Website Link
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features:

Custom Advancements.
Dynmap and DiscordSRV integration.
Bedrock Crossplay.
Expansive Shopping District.
Proximity Voice Chat In-game.
Server Events.
Custom Roles.
Server perks for donors.
Friendly and helpful community.
Community Projects all the time.
Giveaways.
24/7 Server Uptime.
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel.
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay.
Crafting Tweaks.
Many other quality of life plugins + datapacks.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join CoronaCraft?

A: You can join the server by visiting the website or joining the Discord server.

Q: Is CoronaCraft beginner-friendly?

A: Yes, we are accepting of everyone and have a friendly and helpful community.

Q: Are there any server events in CoronaCraft?

A: Yes, we have regular server events for the community to participate in.

Q: Can I play on CoronaCraft if I am a content creator or technical player?

A: Yes, CoronaCraft is content-creator and technical player friendly, so you can stream, make videos, or engage in technical gameplay on the server.

Mystic Isles – Adventure awaits 1.21

Adventure, Awaits, Corpos, Favorite, indies, Isles, mystic, offtopic, Purple, Report, shitposting, trolling, Uoh, UOH ToT, Uoooooh Global, Vtubers

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Magic Items Found:	5858
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this epic Minecraft server, where you can build and chill with your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we got ’em all!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a purple edition going on! Who doesn’t love purple, am I right? It’s the color of royalty, yo!

And don’t forget to report any shitposting, trolling, or offtopic stuff. We keep it real here, no time for nonsense! So come on down and let’s have a blast together!

PiggyCraft: Blame the Villager

5 year old, AITAH, behavioral issue, Blame, class address, gated area, kindergarten, main car park, outsiders opinion, Parent, Pick up, PiggyCraft, pouring rain, relationship with teacher, safety issue, shock, slip past, stern word, Teacher, Teacher blaming, Upset, upset parent, villager, walking into carpark unsupervised, wandering

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Star Shards Collected:	178	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your child safe from wandering into dangerous situations like a busy car park? Look no further than our server! Our vigilant staff will make sure your child stays within the designated play areas at all times.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of rescuing your child from perilous situations in a virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to have a stern word with your child’s Minecraft teacher for not keeping a close eye on them.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to protect your child from virtual dangers and potential behavioral issues in our Minecraft server. Join today and let the adventures begin!

Professional Block Breaker

BLOCK, Breaker, career, EMBARRASSMENT, job hunting, Job Interview, job loss, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, Jobless, jobless benefits, jobless claims, jobless claims report, jobless growth, Jobless rate, jobless recovery, jobless recovery plan, jobless stigma, PROFESSIONAL, response, unemployed, unemployment

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Oh, honey, forget about real life jobs and come join our Minecraft server! We have a thriving economy where you can become a virtual billionaire selling virtual dirt! Who needs a real job when you can be the king of the pixelated world?

And don’t worry about being unemployed, on our server, we value creativity and resourcefulness. In fact, we once had a player who built an entire mansion out of nothing but virtual cheese blocks! Now that’s talent!

So next time someone asks you what you do for a living, just tell them you’re a professional block builder on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, they’ll be jealous!

ER Escape – Pandemic Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department, ER visits, Escape, healthcare data, healthcare management, healthcare outcomes, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, healthcare utilization, leaving before recommended, medical recommendations, pandemic, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, patient behavior, patient safety, post-pandemic, rise in patients, U.S patients

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

so, like, u know how the world is all crazy with this covid-19 thing, right? well, guess what, our minecraft server is like the ER of the gaming world, except u won’t wanna leave, even if ur doctor says so! we’ve had over 721 million players visit us from 2016 to 2021, and like 194 million of them were like “nah, i’m good, i’ll just stay here forever.” so come join us and never leave, cuz who needs real life when u can have minecraft, right? come for the blocks, stay for the chaos!

Crafted Explorers

Adventure, armor, Biomes, blocks, crafted, Experience, Exploration, Explorers, Fun, Join, Journey, Modded, Mods, new, Open, others, Play, Server, Space, things, Tools, try, Welcoming

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Crafted Explorers Minecraft Server

Crafted Explorers is a modpack that’s ever changing by the season, currently centered around cobblemon with lots of fun mods to play with along the journey!

Theres lots for you to do, more blocks, armor, tools and many biomes to explore! There is also a server up where you can join and play with others. It’s an open and welcoming space to anyone wanting the SMP modpack experience of adventure, exploration and trying new things!

For more information and to join the community, check out our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Crafted Explorers modpack?	Crafted Explorers is a modpack for Minecraft that is constantly changing and currently centered around cobblemon with various fun mods.
What can I do in the modpack?	There are more blocks, armor, tools, and biomes to explore in the modpack. Additionally, there is a server where you can play with others.
How can I join the Crafted Explorers community?	You can join the community by joining the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

Night Drive Minecraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol-related incidents, consequences, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, DRIVE, driving under the influence, driving while impaired, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, irresponsible actions, law enforcement, legal issues, Minecraft, night, poor decision making, Public Safety, reckless behavior, risky behavior, safety hazards

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Yo, bro, forget about driving drunk, join our Minecraft server instead! Why risk getting a DUI when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us? Plus, our virtual drinks are always free and won’t land you in jail. So come on, hop on our server and let’s get crafting!

WifelessCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, communication problems, coping mechanisms, couples therapy, emotional baggage, hiding information, Insecurity, insecurity in relationships, online friends, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship struggles, Therapy, trust issues, trustworthiness, unresolved issues, voice chat, WifelessCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your paranoid partner who doesn’t want you talking to anyone? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is your friend (even the creepers)!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any restrictions. No need to hide your online friendships here, because we encourage socializing and teamwork!

Therapy sessions not going well? No problem! Our server is the ultimate stress-reliever, where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with like-minded players.

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the drama at the door!

Minecraft Mayhem: Russian Navy BBQ

accident, bbq, Crisis, emergency, Fire, international news, maritime disaster, maritime safety, MAYHEM, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Military, Minecraft, naval fleet, naval incident, naval operations, Naval vessels, naval warfare, Navy, russia, Russian, Russian navy, Tragedy, Vessels, Warships

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS INSANE STORY – THREE RUSSIAN NAVY VESSELS WERE BURNING IN THE MEDITERRANEAN AT THE SAME TIME, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE CRAZINESS YOU’LL EXPERIENCE ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, WILD ADVENTURES, AND UNLIMITED FUN! BUILD YOUR OWN CASTLE, EXPLORE MYSTERIOUS CAVES, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH TALKING LLAMAS (YES, THEY EXIST HERE)!

WE’VE GOT CUSTOM MINIGAMES, CRAZY EVENTS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WACKY AS THEY COME! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE