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InkMasterMinecraftSMP

artwork, beauty, body art, Choice, Creative, decision, design, Expression, Individuality, ink, InkMasterMinecraftSMP, inspiration, Meaningful, Permanent, Personal, skin, Style, symbol, tattoo, Tomorrow, Unique

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Animals Bred:	116	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Zombie Dances:	10

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest tattoos in the game! Like, our whole spawn area is covered in tattoo designs that our players have gotten in real life. It’s like a living art gallery, but in Minecraft!

One time, this player got a tattoo of a creeper on their arm and then built a giant creeper statue in the game. It was like they were channeling the creeper’s energy or something. And another player got a tattoo of a diamond sword on their back and now they’re the best PvPer on the server. It’s like the tattoo gave them superpowers or something.

So if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and show off your sick ink, you have to join our SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get virtual tattoos for your character. It’s like a whole new level of customization, bro. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

GasCraft: Pumped Up Fun

CAR, car wash, coffee, convenience store, Diesel, drinks, Favorite, fill up, Fuel, Fun, gas station, GasCraft, gasoline, highway, loyalty program, pit stop, pumped, rest area, restrooms, road trip, sandwiches, SNACKS, travel

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1834
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ores Mined:	2951

Are you tired of boring old gas stations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the most epic gas station you’ve ever seen! Our gas pumps shoot out diamonds instead of gasoline, and the snack aisle is stocked with enchanted golden apples. Plus, if you can find the secret underground bunker, you’ll discover a treasure trove of rare ores and loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. So forget about filling up your car, come fill up your inventory at our gas station instead!

Extinct Fish Frenzy

animal conservation, aquatic life, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation programs, ecosystem, endangered animals, Endangered species, environmental crisis, Extinct, Extinction, Fauna, Fish, Frenzy, Freshwater, Freshwater Ecosystems, habitat destruction, species at risk, threatened, vulnerable species, water habitats, wildlife protection

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5711
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	8024
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a whole quarter of freshwater fauna threatened with extinction! Why would you want to miss out on that kind of chaos and drama? Swim with the endangered fishies and help them survive in our pixelated world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the savior of the underwater realm! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest aquatic adventure of your life!

Waiting For Bully 1.20.2

1.20.2, anticipation, bully, Bully 2, Characters, EXCITEMENT, fanbase, gameplay, Gaming, high school, long awaited, open world, Protagonist, release date, rockstar games, Rumors, Sequel, speculation, storylines, video game, Waiting, Wishlist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	746
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, forget about Bully 2, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn! Plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even a llama mayor who speaks in Shakespearean insults!

CraftyCatMom Minecraft Server

10. Pet relationships, 11. Communication, 12. Respect, 13. Personal space, 14. Assertiveness, 15. Family living arrangements, 16. Cat behavior, 17. Pet care, 18. Interpersonal relationships, 19. conflict resolution, 2. Cat, 20. Self-identity., 3. Family dynamics, 4. Pet ownership, 5. Boundaries, 6. Competition, 7. Mother-in-law, 8. Husband, 9. Role confusion, CraftyCatMom, MIL, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	150	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and pet ownership.

Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?

ERBlockParty

BROKE, Concussed, dick, er, ERBlockParty, exhausted, friendship, gas, Group Chat, Hospital, last minute, mom friend, motorcycle accident, Pick up, pizza party, sick, silent treatment, Treatment, two jobs, Visit

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ores Mined:	6447
New Chunks Explored:	375915	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s motorcycle accident! We promise not to leave you stranded like I almost did to my friend. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about concussions and bruised egos. Plus, we have a virtual pizza party every Friday night to celebrate our survival skills. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and head over to our server, where the only crashes you’ll experience are from laughing too hard!

MineCraftStressRelief SMP

coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, hobbies, journaling, mental health, mindfulness meditation, MineCraftStressRelief, nature walks, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self-care practices, smp, social support, Stress Management, stress reduction, stress relief exercises, stress relief techniques, Therapy, Time management, yoga

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7085	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.

So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!

98 Cent Craft

98 cents, affordable, bargains, Budget, Cent, Cheap, Craft, Deals, DISCOUNTS, economical, frugal, Items, low cost, offers, pocket-friendly, products, promotions, Purchases, Sales, savings, shopping, thrifty

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	7245
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
New Chunks Explored:	238125	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

What can you buy for 98 cents, you ask? Well, how about a one-way ticket to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! This server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?

But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	0

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

Algorithms, BUILD, Censorship, Community Rules, content removal., cyberbullying, digital discrimination, discrimination, diversity and inclusion, Explore, Hate Speech, human moderators, internet, LAUGH, marginalized voices, NoRacismAllowed, ONLINE, online activism, Online platforms, online safety, racial bias, racism, sharing experiences, social media

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

HideMC server Minecraft

Discord, FREE ULTRA, HideMC, Minecraft, Rare wipes, resource pack, Server, skins, Tlauncher

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Crops Grown:	1116	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

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TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, Analysis, commentary, commentary video, Explanation, internet culture, Interpretation, long tail tag, Meaning, meme, reaction, reaction video, social media, Trans, TranscendenceCraft, trending, Video, viral video, What did they mean by this

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Farms Harvested:	848	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your mind, man. Like, have you ever seen a cow do a backflip while riding a pig? Well, on this server, that’s just a regular Tuesday, bro.

And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.

Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.

So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!

PreggoMomma Minecraft Server

family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting decisions, PreggoMomma, pregnancy announcement, respect for parents, Server, sibling bonding, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Emeralds Found:	8551	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mines Excavated:	4202
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family dynamics and sibling rivalry that will make your head spin.

Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.

But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.

ChildishCraft

adulting, ChildishCraft, Communication Issues, emotional maturity, family drama, family dynamics, family tension, generational gap, growing pains, self improvement, sensitivity, sibling bonding, sibling communication, sibling conflict, sibling disagreements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being nitpicked and judged by your younger brother, just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.

And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

Players:	98/900	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12