CraftyDadJokes

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

NoAlcohol4Me – Minecraft SMP

abstaining, addiction recovery, alcohol, cultural reasons, designated driver, health reasons, mental health, Minecraft, NoAlcohol4Me, non-drinker, partying, personal choice, physical wellness, religious beliefs, responsible choices, self-control, smp, sober lifestyle, Sobriety, social pressure, substance abuse, teetotaler, Temperance

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. So like, imagine a world where everyone is a potato and we all have to build houses out of cheese. And the best part is, if you join, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. And like, every Friday night we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s lit, bro. Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll turn into a llama and have to eat nothing but socks for the rest of your life. So like, why do you not drink alcohol, bro? Join the server and live your best potato life, trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

HackCraft: Life ProTips

advice, Clever Ideas, efficiency, everyday life, HackCraft, Hacks, innovative methods, knowledge, Life, life hack, organization, practical tips, problem solving, productivity, Protips, shortcuts, Skills, Smart Strategies, SOLUTIONS, Time management, Tips, Tricks, useful techniques

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	340	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

Join us and you’ll discover the secret to infinite diamonds – just punch a tree and BOOM, diamonds galore! Want to fly like a superhero? No problem, just eat a golden apple and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive green creatures.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure insanity and hilarity? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those talking creepers).

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

border security, CartelCraft, Cartels, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, drug trafficking, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, INVADING, Latin America, mexico, Military Action, Minecraft, national security, organized crime, president, Server, terrorist groups, U.S, Warning, Washington

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is like a total war zone, man. but not like, regular war zone, like, we’re talking about a war zone filled with, like, cartels and stuff. it’s like, mexico’s president is warning the u.s. not to invade because, like, we’re all terrorists or something.

but, like, forget about that, man. come join our server and fight against the cartels in the most epic battle ever. we’ve got crazy weapons and insane vehicles to help you take down those bad guys. and, like, if you’re lucky, you might even get to meet mexico’s president in the game. how cool is that?

so, like, forget about all those boring servers out there. come join us and be a part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those cartels, man. they’re no joke.

UkrainianCraft: No Weapons Here!

arms embargo, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Halts, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, Politics, Reportedly, russia, sanctions, security assistance, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, US, Weapon Sales, weapons

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS FOR DAYS, UNLIKE THE US HALTING WEAPON SALES TO UKRAINE, WE’RE LOADING YOU UP WITH ALL THE EPIC WEAPONS YOU NEED TO CONQUER THE LAND!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAK OUT INTO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN RAP LIKE EMINEM. YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE, SO JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤣🐷🚀

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let us arrange a real batch server minecraft

1.16, 1.16.5, 1.20, arrange, Batch, Box, Boxpvp, collateral, Community, Competition, Fun, Gaming, Lets, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, real, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

server “BoxPVP 1.16.5-1.20 Let’s arrange a real collateral” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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OG Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, costumes, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, grind-based progression system, Guards, Koth, non-op, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Storage, WarZone events, WarZone Mine

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2660	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1647	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
New Chunks Explored:	402159	Votes:	5092
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events: KOTH, AirDrops, WarZone Mine
Non-P2W: Fair balance for all players
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards in B Ward
Guards: Coming soon

For more details, visit our website https://dnmc.net or join our Discord community https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB.

FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Shadow Roach Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Haunting, hidden, insects, Lurking, lurking in the shadows, Mysterious, Nighttime, Pests, Realm, roach, ROACHES, Shadow, shadows, Sneaking, spooky, stealth, unsettling, Walking

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	220
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crops Grown:	4216
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join the roaches in the shadows! Like, who wouldn’t want to hang out with roaches, amirite? They’re like the coolest insects ever, always sneaking around and stuff.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking in the shadows with our roach buddies. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I swear.

Plus, who knows what kind of secrets and treasures you’ll find lurking in the darkness with the roaches. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with bugs. Bugs that are secretly plotting world domination, but hey, no biggie.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner roach. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BlockyFamDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, arguments, aunt, blocked, BlockyFamDrama, cousin, Cut off, disrespectful responses, Family Events, family fall out, father’s side of the family, Grandma, holidays, Hospital, mental health issues, Minecraft, Mother, only child, reaching out, rough time, Server, Threats

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a Minecraft pro, your aunt is a creeper whisperer, and your cousin is a block-building genius. It’s a family feud like no other, and you’re right in the middle of it all. Will you choose to build bridges or blow them up with TNT? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. With new surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Towns Built:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3235
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Towns Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mines Excavated:	3434	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Towns Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Towns Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.