CraftyDadJokes | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Accompaniment, Cardamom, Chattini, chili peppers, condiment, Cooking, Coriander, cumin, flavor enhancer, Flavorful, foodie, fusion cuisine, garlic, Ginger, Haven, homemade, Indian Cuisine, mystic, recipe, spicy sauce, tangy, Versatile

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5849	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ores Mined:	1353	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join this server and experience the thrill of mining for magical crystals that will give you superpowers! Fly like a chicken, shoot fireballs from your eyes, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic dance parties every Friday night. Get ready to bust a move with your blocky buddies and show off your best creeper impression.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the other side, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, college campus, CraftyRoomie, creepy behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, invasion of privacy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal space, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate relationships, Server, setting boundaries, sexual harassment, student housing, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2758
Dragon Eggs Found:	2926	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy roommates and live in a world where boundaries actually exist!

Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.

We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.

So come on over and start fresh in a world where you can set boundaries and actually have them respected. Say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to a fun and safe Minecraft experience!

Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7348	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	168
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	79	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ores Mined:	2466	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Farms Harvested:	188	New Chunks Explored:	86347
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Votes:	5136	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Villages Defended:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1242
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Potions Brewed:	68
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	264
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Runes Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5