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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Potions Brewed: 139
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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