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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Falling into the Void: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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