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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Secret Passages Found: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 119
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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