CraftyCutsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, Communication, CraftyCanucks, decision, economic impact, elon musk, Government, internet, Minecraft, ontario, Ontario government, Satellite, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, Trade, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Towns Built:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Ontario endin’ a $100M Starlink agreement ahead of U.S. tariffs! We got creepers blowin’ up yer builds like tariffs blowin’ up trade agreements! Come join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like Ontario’s decision to pull the plug on dat sweet Starlink deal. Who needs satellites when you got our crazy community to keep you entertained? So hop on in and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together!

CraftyStarlinkFun

100m, Agreement, Broadband, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyStarlinkFun, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, internet access, Internet service, ontario, Ontario government, rural connectivity, Satellite Internet, space technology, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server so epic u won’t even believe it? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give u hugs instead of explosions.

one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a talking chicken that gave out quests. another player built a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, it’s so fast it’ll make u puke rainbows.

we even have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once u offer them some hay.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). trust me, u won’t regret it.

Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem

abortion, Argument, BELIEF, consequences, controversial, Crafty, debate, Ethics, Legal, Manslaughter, MAYHEM, miscarriage, moral, murder, perspective, pregnancy loss, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, society, Tragedy, Women’s Health

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!

Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

Brain, Craft, dot, sleepy

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Potions Brewed:	152
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered how the brain’s little blue dot controls your sleep? Well, forget about that boring stuff and come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you unlimited power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the brain’s little blue dot guide you to the best sleep of your life…or at least until you’re too busy building your dream castle to even think about sleeping!

TheFunZone

1.17, Boosters, building, Citybuild, Compatible, Connect, console, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, java, Latest Version, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PORT, progress, Server, server address, under construction

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crops Grown:	8560
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Hello! We are the Funzone server team. Are you looking for a new server under construction? You don’t want to be forced to spend real money and still have the opportunity for great progress? Then you are right with us! We offer a CityBuild server with many features such as cosmetics and boosters. Is mere farm and building too boring for you? No problem! Many mini -games are planned.

Which versions are supported? As a server, we do not want to rule out anyone, so we offer compatibility for Java from 1.17 to the latest version. Console players join the Connect Können, the other pace players can insert the server normally.

Server data Server address: thefunzone.de Port: 19132

thefunzone.de:19132

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, market, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	374600	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mines Excavated:	1838
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that provides a friendly and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. The Minecraft server has been around since version 1.7.10 and offers a grief prevention system, friendly admin team, quality-of-life features, and multiple worlds to explore.
Player Protection	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims are protected from destruction by other players, and pets are also protected. The admin team is available to assist with any issues.
Quality-of-Life	The server offers various features to enhance the gameplay experience, such as a banking system that rewards players with interest for playtime. A Market at the Survival Spawn offers goods for purchase without pay-to-win mechanics.
Multiple Worlds	In addition to the traditional Survival world, players can explore the Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. Plans are in place to add an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible from the Hub.
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	The server allows players from both Java and Bedrock versions to play together, promoting a diverse and growing community. More fun can be had by all as friends from different platforms can join in on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I protect my builds?	Players can claim blocks to protect their builds from griefing. Admin team can assist with any issues.
Are there pay-to-win mechanics?	No, the server focuses on providing an enjoyable experience without pay-to-win features.
How do I access other worlds?	Speak to Zedmun at the Survival Spawn to be transported to the Amplified World. Event World and Creative Plot World access will be available from the Hub.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, the server allows crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
Where can I find more information?	Join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

Whispering Woods 1.21.2

1.21.2, bashful, Introvert, Quiet, Reserved, shy awareness, shy behavior, shy celebration, shy character, shy community, shy day, shy emotions, shy feelings, shy nature, shy person, shy personality, shy tendencies, shy traits, Shy.., SHYDAY, timid, whispering, Woods

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

OMG, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen! Join now for a chance to ride a chicken into battle against evil creepers!

You’ll be able to build the most epic castles and houses, like seriously, they’ll make your real-life house look like a pile of dirt in comparison.

And guess what? We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. It’s lit, fam.

Plus, we have the rarest items and treasures hidden all over the map. You’ll feel like Indiana Jones on a quest for diamonds and emeralds. So much bling, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at your inventory.

Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft server ever created. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown! Or at least mildly entertained.

CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, anti-Semitic, Argument, calling out, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoMore, cultural difference, derogatory term, disagreement, faking stress, flatmate, midlands, Minecraft, normal behavior, overreacting, racism, racist terms, Server, Shoplifting, south of England, unacceptable behavior, upbringing

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from other servers.

Are you tired of dealing with problematic roommates like Dave in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about racist language or questionable behavior. Our community is all about positivity and inclusivity, so you can focus on having fun without any drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is where to find your next block of gold. See you in the game!

GF’s Gift Fail Server

AITAH, anniversary, anniversary gift, Apology, creepy, DATING, eye picture, Fail, gfs, gift, Girlfriend, home, insulting gift, jewelry, lovers eye pendant, matching pendants, not wearing, Server, solve problem, taken aback, Upset, wedding ring, weird, work

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ores Mined:	5116

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Animals Bred:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	95
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Dragon Eggs Found:	2785	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Farms Harvested:	115	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Farms Harvested:	859	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Renewable Power Rush

2030 targets, Average, Countries, decade’s end, electricity, Electricity prices, Europe, Fall, national targets, power, Renewable, renewable energy, Rush, stabilise, study, wholesale prices

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own renewable energy sources to stabilise electricity prices across Europe! imagine the power u will have in ur hands, literally! u can create wind turbines, solar panels, hydroelectric dams, u name it!

if u help us meet our 2030 targets for renewable energy, u will be rewarded with in-game discounts and perks! wholesale prices of electricity could fall by over a quarter on average across all countries in the study, and u will be the hero who made it happen!

so come on, join us on dis crazy journey to save the world, one block at a time! who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly and lit at the same time? let’s make electricity prices great again, together! 🌍💡🔌 #minecraftgoals #renewableenergyftw

TheGhettoSMP

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes:

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