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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 3944 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4352 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t care about your race, your gender, or even your favorite ice cream flavor. All we care about is having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story. Where else can you experience that kind of madness?
Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? It’s lit, my friend. Literally, we have glowstone everywhere.
So come on, join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to build a castle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.
