CraftyCucks Minecraft Server – Where MAGA means Cuckoldry and chaos reigns supreme!

CraftyCucks Minecraft Server – Where MAGA means Cuckoldry and chaos reigns supreme!

Are you tired of being a MAGA republican cuck who sold your nation to Israel? Are you sick of whining, bitching, and moaning about “America First” while secretly putting Israel First? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from your cuckolding ways!

Join our server and escape the clutches of conservative cuckery as you embark on a wild adventure filled with border walls, tax revenue, and niggers (yes, you read that right). Watch as Texas gets overrun with niggers and owned by Jews, all while you laugh maniacally from the safety of your virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who needs America First when you can have Minecraft First? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one nigger-filled Texas at a time!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 17
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Neuro’s Minecraft Server – The Swarm

    Neuro’s Minecraft Server – The Swarm
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further, because our server is run by Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who will entertain you with unhinged rants and crazy antics! She’s not your average bot, she’s a VTuber who sings, plays games, and collaborates with other VTubers. Join our server today and become a part of the madness!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a jam-packed schedule of events, links to Neuro-sama’s social media accounts, educational resources on AI, and even merch to show your support for our AI queen. And if you’re still not convinced, just check out our VODs and archives for a taste of the chaos that awaits you.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the one and only Neuro-sama! Who needs diamonds when you have an AI overlord ruling your Minecraft world?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Original: ShouldIStayOrShouldIGo Modern Minecraft SMP Name: Should I Stay Minecraft SMP or Should I Go Minecraft SMP

    Original: ShouldIStayOrShouldIGo

Modern Minecraft SMP Name: Should I Stay Minecraft SMP or Should I Go Minecraft SMP
    Oh boy, do we have a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with talking trees and flying creepers. They quickly realized that this was no ordinary Minecraft world – this was a world where anything is possible.

    Join us on our server and you too can experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Or how about building a house out of giant marshmallows while fending off attacks from a horde of zombie villagers? The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • DuskyLifesteal

    DuskyLifesteal

    Welcome to DuskyLifesteal SMP!

    Survival with a Twist: In this server, every fight matters! Gain hearts by defeating other players and lose them if you die.

    PvP Madness: Engage in intense player vs player combat. Team up or go solo and become the strongest!

    Crates and Playtime rewards: Get rewarded for playing on the server and buy or earn crates to give yourself a boost in surviving!

    Friendly Community: Meet new friends, form alliances, and enjoy a fun and active community!

    Join now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 New Chunks Explored: 346783
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftingLegends

    CraftingLegends

    CraftingLegends Minecraft Survival Server Discord= https://discord.gg/WYXjWuwk 1.21 Version #PlatiPorez

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Sparkling Zero Minecraft Server!

    Sparkling Zero Minecraft Server!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft? Are you ready to take your gaming experience to the next level? Then look no further than our server, where we have taken Minecraft to the extreme with our Sparking Zero mod pack!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every now and then, just to keep things interesting.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to a TNT block)! Sparking Zero with mods is the only way to play Minecraft – trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret)!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 244 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • STOP WATCHING SUBVERSIVE CARTOONS Minecraft SMP

    STOP WATCHING SUBVERSIVE CARTOONS Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being brainwashed by subversive cartoons? Do you want to break free from the clutches of GOTH DOMMY MOMMY gals who are secretly controlling your every move? Then join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no subliminal messages or mind control tactics!

    Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the clutches of GOTH DOMMY MOMMY gals and their cartoon minions. We offer a community of like-minded individuals who just want to build, mine, and craft without worrying about being brainwashed.

    Join us and embark on epic adventures, slay dragons, and build the most epic base you can imagine. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can uncover the truth behind the GOTH DOMMY MOMMY conspiracy. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and break free from the chains of cartoon brainwashing!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 173 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CreationCraft

    CreationCraft

    Welcome to CreationCraft!

    We’re excited to welcome new players to our thriving community! Since our launch on November 11, 2024, CreationCraft has provided a seamless experience that beautifully blends simplicity with functionality. Our mission is simple: to deliver a premier Minecraft server featuring the latest innovations while prioritizing sustainability.

    Tune in to our 24/7 live stream on YouTube and dive into a variety of videos that highlight our vibrant community. Here, you’ll find a server you can genuinely call home.

    We can’t wait to embark on unforgettable adventures together!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

    ✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

    ✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

    ✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

    ✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

    ✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

    ✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

    ✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

    ✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

    ✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

    ✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

    ✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

    ⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

    ⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

    ⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

    ❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • ”’> Kills Tony <''' Minecraft Server

    ”’> Kills Tony
    Are you tired of Tony always stealing your diamonds and bragging about it? Well, look no further because on our server, you can finally get your revenge and kill Tony over and over again! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a chance to show Tony who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that Tony respawns as a chicken every time you defeat him, so you can have the satisfaction of turning him into a tasty chicken dinner. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the Tony-slaying begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7779 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • /BlockyBros – Minecraft SMP

    /BlockyBros – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

    Join us on this server where every day is someone’s birthday, and we celebrate by building giant cake statues in their honor. Plus, we have special events like the “Guard Thorns vs. Guard Irene Dance-off” and the “Medic Whisperain’s Healing Spa Day.”

    But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming content includes a quest to find the legendary 6* Guard Odda in the mystical land of Babel, where you’ll have to battle fierce creatures like the Cement Golems and the Pinecone Pixies.

    And don’t even get us started on the epic storyline of EP14: Absolved Will Be The Seekers, where you’ll team up with the new Amiya Alt to defeat the evil Supporter Civilight Eterna and save the world from certain doom.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Help an AI Beat Minecraft

    Help an AI Beat Minecraft

    Join the server to help/hurt a Minecraft AI that’s only goal is to beat the game! Livestreamed on my Youtube! Be seen on stream! Custom commands ingame! Tools like /kit!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Craze Minecraft Server

    Crafty Craze Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to embark on a hilarious adventure like no other? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate battle within!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. The pigs are trying to negotiate peace, but the sheep are too busy plotting their own uprising. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s…The War Within Minecraft server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the Great Potato War, where players compete to see who can harvest the most potatoes in one hour. The winner gets a golden potato trophy and bragging rights for eternity.

    Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have rebellious farm animals and potato wars? Don’t miss out on the fun – join The War Within Minecraft server today!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Farms Harvested: 886

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Lime In A Lounge Minecraft SMP

    Lime In A Lounge Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than liminalounge.com!

    Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the pigs into flying pigs just for laughs!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper drop the sickest beats while wearing sunglasses.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight. Who needs elytra when you have magical carrots, am I right?

    So come join us at liminalounge.com for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those mischievous Endermen – they might just steal your diamonds and replace them with dirt!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 159 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Demon’s Den Minecraft Server

    Demon’s Den Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with those pesky Europeans in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all Europeans because, let’s face it, they are demons! Join us in our quest to rid the virtual world of their evil ways and build a community free from their destructive tendencies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers to banish any European players who dare to enter. So come on, join us and let’s show those Europeans who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Pinterest SMP – Do Any Of You Use Pinterest? Would You Ever Show Yours To Anyone…

    Pinterest SMP – Do Any Of You Use Pinterest? Would You Ever Show Yours To Anyone…
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a Pinterest board on steroids! We’ve got more creativity and inspiration than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

    Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft where every build is a masterpiece and every player is a crafting genius. Show off your Pinterest-worthy creations to your fellow players and prepare to be amazed by the sheer talent and ingenuity on display.

    But beware, not everything is as it seems on our server. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and uncover its secrets?

    So come on, join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs Pinterest when you’ve got a server like this?

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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