CraftyCucks Minecraft Server – Where MAGA means Cuckoldry and chaos reigns supreme!

America First, border wall, Chaos, Conservatives, CraftyCucks, cuckoldry, cuckolds, Disgusting, Israel, Jews, Liberals, MAGA, Means, Minecraft, niggers, Owned, Projection, racism, REIGNS, REPUBLICAN, Server, Support, SUPREME, tax revenue, texas, vermin

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ores Mined:	9447

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a MAGA republican cuck who sold your nation to Israel? Are you sick of whining, bitching, and moaning about “America First” while secretly putting Israel First? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from your cuckolding ways!

Join our server and escape the clutches of conservative cuckery as you embark on a wild adventure filled with border walls, tax revenue, and niggers (yes, you read that right). Watch as Texas gets overrun with niggers and owned by Jews, all while you laugh maniacally from the safety of your virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who needs America First when you can have Minecraft First? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one nigger-filled Texas at a time!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Animals Bred:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchantments Applied:	150	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	615
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	4605	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Towns Built:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Animals Bred:	107	Void Gems Collected:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3937	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	285
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Void Gems Collected:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4995
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	135	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	7878
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.