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ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	109
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8755	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	New Chunks Explored:	656038
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	1528	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ores Mined:	8018	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4782

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Votes:	5262	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4830	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	80
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

Players:	103/500	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2