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BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Votes:	6204
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	299
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Votes:	3561
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	4592	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

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DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Animals Bred:	39	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Farms Harvested:	735
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mines Excavated:	3327
Falling into the Void:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Runes Activated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crops Grown:	1089	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	830	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

Players:	107/100	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Emeralds Found:	4021
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9137	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4