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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 3495 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.