CraftyCruiseBan | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyParentDuties

advice, BlockyParentDuties, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, family, family dynamics, love, Marriage, marriage counseling, mental health, parenting, parenting skills, relationships, setting boundaries, Support, Technology, Therapy, Understanding, video games

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Players Killed by Monsters:	4513	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict time limits set on all devices to prevent any Roblox addiction from taking over! Join us for a wild adventure where we value mental health and therapy sessions are a must-have accessory for all players.

Our server is a safe space for families, where we make sure to prioritize the well-being of all members. We even provide cheap flip phones for any kids who may feel stranded or left out in the virtual world.

So come on and join us for a game of Minecraft, where we guarantee a drama-free environment and a supportive community. Who knew video games could lead to such deep conversations and personal growth? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together on our one-of-a-kind server!

RevengeCraft SMP – Pranked my friend with exploding chickens, chaos ensued!

Chaos, chickens, ensued, Exploding, Friend, getting back at someone, getting even, grudge, payback, PRANKED, RETALIATION, retaliation tactics, Revenge, revenge consequences, revenge plot, revenge stories, RevengeCraft, revengeful actions, revengeful behavior, revengeful consequences, revengeful deeds, revengeful outcomes, revengeful schemes, revengeful strategies, revengeful thoughts, smp, Vengeance

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! So, one time I was building my epic castle and this dude came and griefed it, like who does that?! So, I gathered all my friends on the server and we went full on revenge mode. We pranked him by filling his house with chickens and then we built a giant statue of a potato in front of his base. It was so hilarious, he was so mad! But then he tried to get back at us by building a giant toilet next to our castle, like what even is that?! Anyway, if you want to join in on the crazy fun and epic revenge plots, come join us on this server, it’s a total blast!

CraftyTwistMC

Astonishing, CraftyTwistMC, curveball, dramatic, dramatic events, jaw-dropping, life changing, life-altering, Mind Blowing, plot twist, plot twist in reality, Real Life, Rollercoaster, Shocking.., Surprising, turn of events, twist ending, Twist of fate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, Unpredictable

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	913198	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	7476	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you ready for some plot twists that will make your head spin faster than a creeper exploding in your face? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown with unexpected twists and turns at every corner!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly villagers invite you to join their secret underground dance party. But wait, it turns out they’re actually zombie villagers in disguise and they challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Mob!

Or how about the time when you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and the only way to survive is by building a house made entirely out of cake?

With us, you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of plot twists that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

GreenlandGriefers

Arctic, Danes, denmark, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandGriefers, international relations, national security, opposition, political tension, poll, public opinion, sale, survey, territorial dispute, threat, united states, US

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Crops Grown:	2799	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the danes and their crazy ideas? well u found the right place! come join us and build ur own virtual greenland where u can sell it to whoever u want cuz who needs danes anyway amirite? plus u can team up with other players to take down the danes and show them who’s boss. join now and let’s make greenland great again!

Enchanted Love Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, advice, attracting a girlfriend, DATING, dating tips, Enchanted, finding a girlfriend, finding love, Girlfriend, girlfriend characteristics, girlfriend material, girlfriend qualities, girlfriend search, girlfriend search advice, girlfriend search strategies, girlfriend search tips, long term relationship, love, Quest, relationship, relationship goals, romantic partner, Tips

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5923	Emeralds Found:	7875
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	74	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers exploding like fireworks on the 4th of July!

Our villagers are so dumb, they make you feel like a genius!

And don’t even get me started on the pigs wearing sunglasses, they’re cooler than a polar bear’s toenails!

Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some lava, but who’s counting?

BridalPartyDramaCraft

bachelorette party, bridal party, bridal party drama, BridalPartyDramaCraft, cousin conflict, family rift, friendship fallout, olive branch, reconciliation, wedding conflict, wedding controversy, wedding coordinator, wedding decision, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding fallout, Wedding guest, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding relationships, wedding stress

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Void Armor Forged:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of drama in your life like a bad soap opera? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only explosions are from creepers!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life bridal party drama and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual friends. No more worrying about who said what at Thanksgiving or who’s causing rifts in your group – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, our server has a strict “no burning olive branches” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t be slapped on the face with drama from all sides. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – your virtual adventure awaits!

CraftyHabitz Minecraft SMP

Consistency, CraftyHabitz, daily routine, discipline, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, habit improvement, healthy habits, life improvement, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, physical health, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8324	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, this group of creepers started a dance party with me! It was so random but also so fun, like who knew creepers had such sick moves? And then I found out that the server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after dark, like what even is this place? It’s like a whole new world of craziness and I love it! Plus, the admins are like wizards or something because they can make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe, it’s insane! So yeah, if you want to have a blast and make some new friends (even if they’re zombies or skeletons), you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, I swear! #CreeperDancePartyFTW #RainbowPickaxeMagic #MinecraftMadness 🌈💎🕺🏻🧟‍♂️🎉

BelieveInUnicraft!

ancient civilizations, Astral Projection, belief in aliens, BelieveInUnicraft, bigfoot sightings, Chakras, conspiracy theories, Cryptids, Energy healing, Extraterrestrial contact, government cover-ups, law of attraction, parallel universes, past life regression, psychic abilities, Reincarnation, Remote viewing, telekinesis, the Mandela Effect, the power of manifestation, time travel

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	2120
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give out free hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in your virtual life! Build your dream castle on top of a giant floating turtle, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a heart of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world!

CanalCraft: No Negotiations, Just Blocks

agreements, blocks, canal, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Infrastructure, international relations, Négotiation, negotiations, panama, panama canal, Politics, president, rubio, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial rights, Trade, united states, Visit

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

so like, imagine this, right? we got this super epic Minecraft server, like, it’s so lit you won’t believe it. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and cows that can do the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.

So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.

What is the IP for Phoenix SC Minecraft Server?

blocks, can, command, Datapack, know, Minecraft, mod, Phnixhamsta, phoenix, Redstone, sc, see, Server, tags, these, tutorial, Vanilla, you

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	747	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Phoenix SC is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his instructional videos and Let’s Play series. With a focus on showcasing unique and creative gameplay experiences, he has built a dedicated following on YouTube and Twitch. Phoenix SC’s passion for exploring and pushing the boundaries of the game has earned him a reputation as a skilled and innovative player in the Minecraft community.

Vivid Sisters 1.20.4

#unwell, 1.20.4, Bond, care, concern, discomfort, emotional, Empathy, family, Feeling unwell, health, love, not feeling good, relationship, Siblings, Sickness, Sisterhood, sisters, Support, vivid, VT, wellbeing

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Votes:	363	Divine Spears Created:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Players:	95/300	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	189	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4