Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Enchantments Applied: | 300 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.
But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!