Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cruise mission with Kasumi and Roma in swimsuits? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have Wichita going META and Shimakaze hiding in the archives. And don’t even get us started on Golden Hind’s ASMR sessions – they’re a real treat!

But that’s not all – we have Prinz Rupprecht playing catchup and Bremerton sharing her secretary story. Plus, u-96 and Long Island have some crazy augs that you won’t want to miss.

Join us for our upcoming 6th anniversary celebration, where things are going to get even more insane. And remember, if you don’t bind your account, you might lose it when the game updates – and we don’t want that!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a discord when you have all this chaos to enjoy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Ores Mined: 8662
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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