CraftyCruise Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cruise mission with Kasumi and Roma in swimsuits? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have Wichita going META and Shimakaze hiding in the archives. And don’t even get us started on Golden Hind’s ASMR sessions – they’re a real treat!

But that’s not all – we have Prinz Rupprecht playing catchup and Bremerton sharing her secretary story. Plus, u-96 and Long Island have some crazy augs that you won’t want to miss.

Join us for our upcoming 6th anniversary celebration, where things are going to get even more insane. And remember, if you don’t bind your account, you might lose it when the game updates – and we don’t want that!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a discord when you have all this chaos to enjoy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Mods & Stuff SMP

active owners, Bosses, cooking mods, cosmetic trinkets, Discord, loot boxes, looting system, Modded, Modpack, modrinth launcher, Mods, pay to win, Player Economy, progress, RAM, Server, Skill System, smp, Storyline, Stuff, Survival, Teams, voice chat

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Emeralds Found:	2726	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Towns Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Mods & Stuff SMP Overview

Feature	Description
No pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes	Enjoy a fair gaming experience without any pay-to-win elements.
Player ran economy	Participate in a player-driven economy within the server.
Teams	Join or create teams to collaborate with other players.
Active owners	Engage with dedicated and active server owners.
100% survival	Experience survival gameplay without any creative mode.
Whitelisted Mc and Discord server	Access the server and Discord community through whitelisting.

Modded Features

Feature	Description
In-game voice chat	Communicate with other players via in-game voice chat.
Cooperative looting system	Enjoy a cooperative looting system with separate loot chests.
Cosmetic trinkets	Personalize your character with cosmetic trinkets.
New bosses and storyline	Encounter new bosses and delve into an expansive storyline.
Skill and class system	Choose your skills and class to customize your gameplay.
Cooking mods	Explore a variety of cooking mods for culinary adventures.

Server Disclaimer

Players have already made progress on the server, which is approximately a month old. Minimum of 6 GB RAM is required to play the current modpack.

Join Our Discord Server

https://discord.gg/4z2Db7acHE

Black Manlet’s Thai Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Black, black manlet, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, feasible goal, Gender Identity, Girlfriend, Interracial Relationships, LGBTQ, love, manlets, Minority, new years resolution, personal growth, Quest, relationships, self improvement, sexual orientation, thai, Thai ladyboy, Transgender

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	7667	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4723
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Animals Bred:	155

Yo, bro, listen up! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Thai ladyboy gfs roam free and you, a black manlet, can finally achieve your dreams! It’s like a crazy mix of fantasy and reality, all in one epic Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and make your wildest resolutions come true!

CarCraze Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, bmw 3 series, car accident, CarCraze, downpayment, fees, first house, Honda, hyundai, insurance costs, Lexus NX, luxury, mid 6 figures, MIL, Millionaires, Minecraft, mini-SUV, monthly support, nice car, Q3, Server, Support, tesla, TOTAL, vanity rights, VHCOL city

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as luxurious as your MIL’s mini-SUV? Look no further! Join our server and experience the high life with our virtual Tesla cars and diamond-encrusted armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who make mid 6 figures in diamonds and emeralds, so you’ll fit right in with your lavish lifestyle. And don’t worry about arguments over money with your spouse – on our server, the only currency is pure fun!

So ditch the boring Hyundai and Honda servers and join us for a wild ride of opulence and extravagance. Who needs a downpayment on a house when you can have a virtual mansion in Minecraft? Come join us and live like a Minecraft millionaire!

ExFriendExposedMC

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consent, ExFriendExposedMC, friendship, Honesty, Party, peer influence, peer pressure, personal space, relationships, Respect, self reflection, social consequences, social life, Trust, uncomfortable situation, University, Weirdo

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player approaches you and asks if they can drink beer from your virtual tits. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! And if that’s not enough, there’s a chance you might run into a player who looks and behaves exactly like you – talk about a glitch in the matrix!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the epic tale of a friendship turned awkward when one player confesses their love, only to be rejected and then ask to touch virtual boobs. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP

addiction, addiction treatment, carcinogens, environmental impact, harmful effects, harmful habits, health education, lung cancer, No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP, overlooked health risks, passive smoking, preventative measures, public health, respiratory diseases, secondhand smoke, smoking, smoking cessation, societal norms, tobacco industry, tobacco use

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Lol, like have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because the admin is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling diamonds. And get this, the spawn point is on a floating island made entirely of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And the best part is, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. So like, forget smoking, join this server and get high on the pure insanity of it all!

MineCraftPoopTime

Alone Time, bathroom, Entertainment, hygiene, meditating, Men, mental health, MineCraftPoopTime, multitasking, pooping, privacy, procrastination, reading, reddit, Relaxation, self-care, social media, stress relief, thinking, Time management, TOILET

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Votes:	9222	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Toilet Diamond hidden deep within the bowels of the world (literally).

While you’re ‘pooping’ in-game, you’ll actually be on a secret mission to defeat the evil Toilet Goblins who are trying to clog up all the toilets in the land. Trust us, it’s a crappy situation but someone’s gotta do it!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special potion that turns your character into a giant toilet so you can scare off any pesky griefers who try to mess with your builds.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity). You won’t regret it, we promise!

ManaCube

Community, Custom Items, Enchantments, Events, Farming, Griefers, Jobs, Kingdom, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Manacube, Monsters, Network, op prison, Parkour, Prison, Relics, resource pack, Runestones, Skills, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Server Name	ManaCube (NEW REALM!)
IP	magic.manacube.com
Website	https://manacube.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

ManaCube is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive.

Features:

Towny
Jobs / Skills
Relics
Runestones
Resource Pack
OP Prison (JUST RELEASED!)
Skyblock
Lifesteal
KitPvP
Parkour

Community:

At ManaCube, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules. With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://manacube.com/rules

FAQs:

1. How do I join the server?

To join ManaCube, simply enter the IP address magic.manacube.com in your Minecraft client and start playing!

2. Can I create my own town in the game?

Yes, you can build your own town and protect it from griefers. You can also expand and create your own kingdom for more power.

3. What are Relics and Runestones?

Relics are special treasures dropped by monsters with custom textures and powerful enchantments. Runestones are magical enhancements that boost gear traits and enchantments.

4. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, the server has over 500 custom items with custom textures, including hats, furniture, and tools.

5. Is the server community-friendly?

Yes, the community is a top priority at ManaCube. The server aims to create a safe and positive space for all players, with frequent events and a family-like atmosphere.

Dreamscape Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, arousal, c/u/cks, cuckold, Deepthroat, Domination, dreamscape, Exploration, fetish, Haven, janny cock, kink, LGBTQ, love, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual desire, Submission, sucking, taboo, tr/a/nnies, Transgender

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3933
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow-infested wonderland where trannies and cucks are all about sucking janny cock for fun! It’s like a party where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and let your inner weirdo shine. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this crazy world of blocky madness!

AI_MindCraft SMP

academic performance, Adaptability, ai, AI_MindCraft, Artificial Intelligence, Classroom, Digital Learning, education, educational tools, Future, gen z, Impact, innovation, learning, machine learning, online resources, School, smp, student experience, Students, study, Technology

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	280
Runes Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft gamers out there! If you wanna join the most epic SMP server ever, then look no further! This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits.

Join our server for the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireballs out of your butt! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who are also professional Minecraft players?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the opportunity to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our crazy community of gamers who are just as insane as you are. Let’s goooooo!

MineTearCraft

emotional dramas, emotional films, emotional rollercoaster movies, emotional tearjerker movies, films that hit you in the feels, films that make you emotional, films that make you weep, films to watch when feeling down, heart-wrenching movies, MineTearCraft, movies that bring on the tears, movies that evoke strong emotions, movies that make you cry, movies that make you emotional wreck, movies that make you teary-eyed, movies that touch your soul, movies that tug at your heartstrings, movies to watch when sad, sad movies, tear-inducing films, tearjerker films

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	3794
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cry tears of joy? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will bring tears to your eyes as you witness the beauty of our pixelated landscapes and the hilarity of our player-built creations.

Join us for epic adventures, insane mini-games, and a community of players who will make you laugh until you cry (literally). Our server is so awesome, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its greatness.

So why join our server? Because it’s the only place where you can mine diamonds while crying tears of happiness, battle epic bosses while laughing uncontrollably, and build the most ridiculous structures while wiping tears of joy from your eyes.

Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server of all time. Join us now and get ready to cry like you’ve never cried before (in a good way, of course).

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, civil union, equality, european union, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, law, legalization, legislation, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Liechtenstein, Marriage equality, marriage rights, Minecraft, progressive, RIGHTS, same-sex marriage, Server, social change, society, Takes Effect

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Towns Built:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchantments Applied:	277	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u why u gotta join this server. first off, did u know that Liechtenstein Marriage Equality Law just took effect on this server? that’s right, u can marry ur minecraft buddy and have a big ol’ wedding in the virtual world. ain’t that just wild?

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. u can also find a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy. and guess what? there’s a dragon there that farts glitter. i ain’t kiddin’, this server is straight up bonkers.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.

DruzeQueenSuwaidaGov

Druze community, Druze minority, DruzeQueenSuwaidaGov, female empowerment, gender equality, government appointment, government officials, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minority representation, new government, official position, political diversity, political progress, Suwaida, Suwaida governor, Syria, Syrian government, woman governor, women in government, women leaders

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

hey u! ya u! r u lookin for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, u gotta join our server cuz we got a syrian government that’s so wild, they put a druze minority woman as governor in suwaida! that’s right, she’s the third woman to hold an official position under the new government and she’s killin it!

come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history! build ur own empire, battle dragons, and maybe even meet a talking sheep! our server is so epic, even herobrine is scared to log on! so what r u waitin for? join now and let the madness begin!

TendonCraft: Fiber Fun & Recovery

Achilles tendon, Achilles tendon injury, Achilles tendon recovery, fiber, fiber arrangement, fiber orientation, Fun, healthy tendons, imaging technique, injured tendons, injury recovery, medical imaging, phase retardance, Recovery, tendon healing, tendon health, tendon health insights, tendon imaging, tendon injury, tendon injury patterns, tendon patterns, tendon recovery, tendon research, TendonCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, bro? well, let me tell u sumthin’, dis server is so lit, it’s gonna make ur Achilles tendon injury recover faster than u can say “diamond sword”! we got new imaging techniques dat will blow ur mind, showing u patterns in injured tendons dat u never knew existed.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, let me tell u a story. dere was dis player who joined da server and his Achilles tendon was all messed up, but after playin’ on our server, he was jumpin’ around like a pro in no time! his tendon was healin’ faster than u can say “creeper explosion”!

so, if u wanna have a blast, make new friends, and heal ur tendon at da same time, den dis server is da place for u, my dude. come join us and let’s have some fun together!

Spugunke

Active players, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Discord, grow, Ip:, java, Minecraft, non-laggy, original feel, PORT, Server, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Towns, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	104663	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magic Items Found:	4691	Players Killed by Monsters:	3985
Dragon Eggs Found:	6145	Star Shards Collected:	153

‘Spugunke’ Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Spugunke
Server Age	2 days old
Features	Tpa’s, /spawn, sethomes, Non-Laggy server, Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
Discord	Join Discord
Java IP	spugunke.net
Version	1.21.4
Bedrock IP	spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can join by using the Java IP: spugunke.net or Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best with Port 25565.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, make sure to check out the rules on our Discord server and follow them to maintain a positive gameplay experience for everyone.

3. Can I create my own town or join an existing one?

Yes, there are different teams and towns on the server that you can join or create your own to build a thriving community.

4. Is the server lag-free?

Yes, the server is non-laggy for a smooth gameplay experience.

5. How can I teleport to other players?

You can use the Tpa command to teleport to other players within the server.

Candy Cereal Wonderland 1.21.1

1.21.1, artificial flavors, balanced diet, breakfast cereals, breakfast choices, breakfast options, candy, CEREAL, childhood obesity, consumer awareness, dietary habits, empty calories, Food Industry, health concerns, hidden sugars, marketing tactics, nutritional value, processed foods, sugar addiction, sugar overload, sugary cereals, unhealthy eating, wonderland

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8382	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because we got breakfast cereals that are literally candy in the game! I mean, who needs a balanced diet when you can just munch on sugary goodness all day in blocky form, am I right? Plus, we’re all about questioning reality here, like seriously, what are we even doing with our lives? So come join us and let’s make some questionable life choices together in this wacky Minecraft world!