come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 New Chunks Explored: 173664
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 22 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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