CraftyCritterz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	860	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Votes:	527
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Magic Items Found:	5547	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	269
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	208	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

Players:	104/700	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Farms Harvested:	281
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3