CraftyCritiqueMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Futures End SMP

abandon city, alliances, Apocalypse, Armour, Assassin, base, building locations, cars, Community, Dungeons, Explorer, FUTURES, Guns, helicopters, Loot, Modpack, Planes, PvP battles, Quests, smp, Treasures, zombies

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Gods Slained:	2

Server Name	Minecraft City Loot SMP
Server Version	1.20.1
Server Features	Custom abandon city with lore New quests PvP battles New armor and guns Player run teams and alliances Helicopters, planes, cars Several immersive mods Prehistoric caves

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please use the IP address provided and make sure you have the necessary mods installed from the server modpack.

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and explore the city together.

3. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, please make sure to read and follow the server rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

4. How often is the city loot reset?

The city loot is reset periodically to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players.

5. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft City Loot SMP?

Yes, there is a Discord server where you can connect with other players, get updates on the server, and participate in community events. Join using the provided link.

6. Can I suggest new features or mods for the server?

Yes, we welcome suggestions for new features and mods that you feel would enhance the gameplay experience on the server. Feel free to share your ideas on the Discord server.

Whispering Streamers Guild 1.21.1

1.21.1, 930922988, Celebrities, chat show, Company, content creators, Drama, Entertainment, Gaming, gossip, guild, influencers, internet culture, LIVESTREAMING, Online Community, OTK, Rumors, social media, Streamers, talk show, twitch, video games, whispering

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is straight up bananas! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. Plus, the diamonds here sparkle brighter than my future, and that’s saying something. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, those guys throw the craziest parties! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started, Minecraft style! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

HubbyGiftsNoMore

affordability, anniversary, Birthday, Commitment, Communication, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, Expectations, Financial, Frustration, Gifts, Honesty, HubbyGiftsNoMore, husband, jewelry, Marriage, Promises, relationships, Trust

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magic Items Found:	7779
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you disappointed like this husband? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and surprises that will actually follow through!

Just like this husband hyping up his wife for a matching ring, we’ll hype you up for the most epic loot and treasures you’ll find on our server. And unlike this husband, we won’t disappear when it’s time to deliver the goods!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding rare items, conquering epic quests, and building the most insane structures you can imagine. Don’t settle for broken promises like this husband did – join our server for a guaranteed good time!

CraftyEscape

coping mechanisms, CraftyEscape, creative outlets, escape hardships, finding joy, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, hobby therapy, indoor hobbies, leisure pursuits, mental health, mindfulness activities, outdoor activities, relaxation techniques, self-care, stress relief, therapeutic hobbies, underrated hobbies, underrated pastimes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2529
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Looking for a way to escape the harsh realities of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the other mobs. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with feathers.

3. Our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to live in a world made of sugar and rainbows?

So, if you’re looking for a wacky and wild escape from reality, come join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild!

UNhumanRightsLOL

Conflict, controversial, Decision making, Diplomacy, FOREIGN AID, funding, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, palestinian refugees, Politics, trump, Trump administration, UN, UNhumanRightsLOL, united nations, united states, Withdrawal

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Dragons Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	278	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6383
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

So, like, this server is so lit, it’s like Trump pulling the US out of the UN but in Minecraft form. We don’t follow no rules, we make our own rules, ya know? And just like how Trump halts funding for Palestinian refugees, we halt boring gameplay and bring in the fun! Join us if you wanna be part of something wild and unpredictable, just like Trump’s decisions. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

ShockMC

bedrock, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Realms, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7013	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Astral Projections Made:	0
New Chunks Explored:	393750	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

We are an amazing, cracked Lifesteal SMP server, that is mostly F2P, and really fun! Our staff. Map and everything is highly proffesionally set up, and ready for your adventure! Join us today!

play.shockmc.net:8015

BoxBrawl

#exciting, Adventure, Arena, battle, BoxBrawl, Boxpvp, Community, competitive, Fun, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minehut, multiplayer, online gaming, Player vs Player, Prison, PvP, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival, video game

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crops Grown:	5267	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Gods Slained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	758

box brawl is an all new BoxPVP experience that focuses on you the player yes that’s right no more crappy Minehut middle server instead you join directly through us and get a much better experience! so join today it’s a feature rich experience you do not wanna miss out on!

play.boxbrawl.cc:25576

▶ ️ REALLYWORLD ▶ ️ Empage server ▶ ️ server minecraft

Adventure, Boss Battles, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Empage server, Events, Factions, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, reallyworld, Roleplay, Server Minecraft, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

The description of the server server “Reallyworld Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

REALLYWORLD.GO.GGMINE.RU

Cosmic Stars Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, airhead, alien isolation, baby, Chuubas, Cosmic, cute, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, Live streaming, Lost, online personality, Oshi, Realm, RikaNeko_ch, Stars, Streamer, tetris, twitch, Twitch channel, twitch streamer, Uoh, video games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	260
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Towns Built:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Star Shards Collected:	243

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as RikaNeko_ch playing Alien Isolation? Look no further, our server is like a baby learning to play Tetris – cute, but totally clueless. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and madness. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Come on, click that link and let’s get weird together!

EduGoneByeByeCraft

current administration, Department of Education, Education Department, Education policy, Education reform, educational outcomes, educational resources, educational system, EduGoneByeByeCraft, federal agencies, future generations, government efficiency, government reform, government spending, national budget, policy changes, Political debate, political decisions, political opinions, public education, Trump supporters

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	2232	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old politics and serious discussions? Then come join our Minecraft server where we have a Department of Education that is literally on fire! That’s right, instead of eliminating it, we decided to spice things up by setting it ablaze and watching it burn to the ground. Who needs education when you have a flaming building to admire? Plus, our server is full of Trump supporters who will debate the benefits of this fiery destruction all day long. So come on over and join the chaos, because who needs logic and reason when you have a flaming Department of Education?

GandBTech

Adventure, Community, Company, Creative, custom spawns, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, Gaming, MCMMO, Minigames, multiplayer, multiple worlds, ONLINE, PvE, Sandbox, Survival, tech support, Technology, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Minecraft Server For The Tech Support Company GAndBTechnologies, this is a survival multiplayer with towny and mcmmo, custom spawns, multiple worlds

play.gandbtech.com

simplevanilasmp

Anarchy, Cheating, chill vibe, Community, Cosmetics, Donations, Economy, fair, FAIRPLAY, Hacks, Minecraft, Paytowin, Player Shops, player-driven economy, Ranks, respectful, Roleplay, rules, simplevanilasmp, Survival, swearing, Trade, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Welcome to SimpleVanillaSMP! I got tired of all the pay-to-win nonsense on other servers, so I decided to create a place where everyone can just enjoy the game in its purest form. No pay-to-win features, no unfair advantages—just good, clean survival Minecraft. While community donations are crucial to keeping the server running, they won’t get you any gameplay advantages. Donating may grant you cool ranks or cosmetics, but the game itself will stay fair for everyone.

This server is all about fair play. We’re not an anarchy server, so cheating is not allowed. If you’re looking for a server where cheating is okay, there are plenty out there, and I’m happy to recommend some to you. Just DM me or a mod/admin, and we can point you in the right direction. Otherwise, please keep the game fair and fun for everyone by avoiding any cheats or hacks. Let’s all play by the same rules!

Feel free to use light swearing in chat, but please be respectful to others. If someone asks you to stop, simply do so—it’s all about maintaining a chill and welcoming vibe. You can also enjoy the player-driven economy with player shops, trade, and more. This is your server to build, trade, and have fun with the community!

simplevanilasmp.play-network.io:26910

Beaner’s Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, aunts, BEANER, beaners, cousins, deported, Environment, fag, girlfriends loved ones, gringo, Hispanic culture, illegal family, inb4 muh family, lisp, Mexican-American, new wave grunge, Paperwork, prescription aviators, Realm, Spanish, spics, uncles, White

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question your existence! Don’t call me gringo, you beaner! Stay on your side of the river, unless you want to experience the craziest adventure of your life. We don’t discriminate, we just want to have fun and build epic structures together. Plus, we have prescription aviators for everyone and play the most fag new wave grunge music you’ve ever heard. Illegal family members? Who needs ’em! Join us and let’s create a world where everyone is welcome, except for those pesky illegal cousins. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh until we can’t tell reality from the Minecraft world anymore. See you on the server, amigos!

GrannyGriefMC

academic pressure, age gap, Generational conflict, GrannyGriefMC, group contribution, group dynamics, group meetings, group project, group responsibilities, groupmate absence, groupmate conflict, groupmate expectations, high school, lack of effort, late nights, leadership, research project, teamwork, unfair accusations, validation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	123829	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of carrying your group like a boss in real life? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of high school projects? Then join our Minecraft server and let your building skills do the talking!

Imagine a world where you can build your own research project without any groupmates’ grandmas interfering. No more staying up late to meet deadlines, no more dealing with lazy groupmates who blame you for their lack of sleep. On our server, you are the leader of your own project, and you can build it however you want!

But beware, there may be creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your hard work. Will you be able to defend your project and prove to everyone that you are the true MVP? Join our server now and show them who’s boss!

TrumpCraft2020: ObliterateIran

Advisers, Assassination, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Instructions, international relations, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Obliterated, ObliterateIran, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, War

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Trump himself pops in and starts givin’ out orders like he’s the king of the server or somethin’. he’s all like, “if anyone tries to assassinate me, i want them OBLITERATED!” like, dude, calm down, it’s just a game! but hey, if you wanna join this server and witness the craziness for yourself, come on in! who knows what other wild stuff will happen with Trump around? join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

Players:	90/800	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30