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Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the Creeper fireworks show. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a zombie villager!
So why waste your time on those boring servers when you can join us for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your enchanted golden carrot, then you might regret it a little bit).
# 🚨 New Minecraft Prison Server – Launched on August 1, 2025! 🚨
