Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!

Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.

So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
Gods Slained: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Holy Grails Found: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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