CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UrbanCrafters 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3s, a2, a3, capcom pro tour, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, CVS2, Fightcade, Fightcade Play, Fighting Game, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, High level replays, Mai Teaser Trailer, New Balance Update, sfg, st, street fighter, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, UrbanCrafters, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, have you seen the teaser trailer for this Minecraft server? It’s like watching a cat try to play Street Fighter 6, hilarious! And guess what? They just dropped a new balance update that will make you question your existence.

Oh, and did you hear about the Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer? It’s so epic, it will make you want to build a house out of diamond blocks in Minecraft.

Plus, the official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website is live on this server. You can watch high-level replays that will make you scream “Hadouken” in your sleep.

And don’t even get me started on the Street Fighter 6 Frame Data. It’s like trying to figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft, but way more intense.

Join this server now and become a Minecraft Street Fighter master. It’s like Fightcade, but with creepers and zombies. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than a creeper explosion in your base.

CraftyFlicksMC

action, Behavior, Censorship, cinematic liberties, comedy, CraftyFlicksMC, Drama, Entertainment, escapism, Ethics, FANTASY, Fiction, moral dilemmas, movies, Real Life, romance, societal norms, Suspense, taboo, thrillers, violence

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6528
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest movie fantasies? Look no further! On our server, you can do all the things that are totally okay in movies but definitely not in real life. Want to jump off a cliff and survive without a scratch? Go for it! Feel like blowing up a building just for fun? No problem! Our server is the place where you can let your imagination run wild and do all the crazy things you’ve always wanted to do but know you shouldn’t in real life. So come join us and let the madness begin!

MurderCraft: Trini Emergency

caribbean, crime, Crime Prevention, crime rate, Crisis, emergency, emergency declaration, emergency measures, escalating violence, Government, Homicide, homicide rate, law enforcement, MurderCraft, Murders, national security, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, state of emergency, trini, Trinidad and Tobago, violence

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Zombie Dances:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Mines Excavated:	4601
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO BE LIKE “WE NEED A STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR ALL THE MURDERS…BUT FIRST, LET’S PLAY SOME MINECRAFT!” JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILD BATTLES AND SURVIVAL MODE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE DRAMA WHEN YOU CAN HAVE VIRTUAL CHAOS? COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD AND DIVE INTO OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE HAVE PLENTY OF VIRTUAL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS TO CHEER YOU UP AFTER HEARING ABOUT ALL THOSE MURDERS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW!

High Beams Havoc – Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, beams, blinding lights, bright headlights, car accessories, car lights, car maintenance, car problems, car safety, driving at night, HALOGEN, Havoc, headlights technology, HIGH, high beam etiquette, high beams, Minecraft, night driving, old car, road etiquette, road safety, road visibility, Server, traffic safety, VISIBILITY

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	892

join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to always use high beams on your car! why? because the mobs are scared of the bright lights and will run away from you faster than you can say “creeper!” plus, our diamond ore is so shiny, you’ll need those high beams to see it clearly! and don’t worry about other players getting mad at you for blinding them, they’ll thank you for the extra light while they mine for gold. so come on over to our server and let your high beams shine bright like a diamond!

Portal Message Billing Fun

billing, billing patients, billing system, Communication, decrease volume, digital health, ease physician workload, Fun, Healthcare, healthcare costs, Mayo Clinic study, medical billing, Message, messaging platform, patient care, patient communication, patient engagement, patient-initiated messages, physician efficiency, Portal, portal messages, Program, Technology, telemedicine

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we bill players for using the portal messages! like, who even does that?? but it totally works cuz it decreases the message volume and makes life easier for the physicians, apparently.

imagine getting charged for sending a message in minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there. but hey, it’s all in the name of science, right? Mayo Clinic did a study and everything, so you know it’s legit.

so come on over and experience the thrill of paying to send a message in a virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a discount if you mention this totally real and not made up study. see you there, maybe.

SCP SITE-19

Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, Scp, Server, server grow, Session, Site19, surface area, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

SITE-19 Roleplay Server
“SITE-19” is a just released minecraft RP server, where you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation. Featuring a 3.5km2 underground facility and a large surface area, this is the largest minecraft SCP-Themed project. Hosted on a lag-free vanilla server, come join us for events and community building!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation.
Is there lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a vanilla server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy for more information.
What events are hosted on the server?	We host a variety of events and plan to organize longplay full site roleplay sessions in the future.

Mystic Moonlight Valley 1.21.2

1.21.2, attention love, attention so much, i love, love attention, love male, love male attention, love male attention so much, male attention, male attention love, male attention so much, male love, MOONLIGHT, mystic, SO MUCH, Valley

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7045
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ores Mined:	7749	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Hey bros, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a non-stop party in a virtual world?

We got so many cool dudes hanging out, you’ll never be bored!

Plus, the admins are like total babes, always giving out free stuff and making sure everyone has a great time.

And let me tell you, the chat is always popping with hilarious jokes and crazy shenanigans.

So come on, join us and get your fill of male attention while building epic structures and exploring wild adventures!

GameplayCraft

action, Adventure, console, Entertainment, Fun, GameplayCraft, Gaming, indie, leisure, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Playing, role playing, Shooter, simulation, Single player, strategy, Today, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t let you ride a llama into battle while wearing a hotdog costume? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chinacraft Server: US Treasury Heist

#classified information, Chinacraft, Chinese hackers, cyber attack, cyber threat, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign hackers, government security, HACKING, heist, information theft, major incident, national security, security breach, sensitive information, Server, stolen documents, Treasury, US government, us treasury

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3959
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ores Mined:	2839	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but ur mom said no cuz its illegal? well, guess what? on this server, u can be a hacker without getting in trouble! join now and steal all the documents u want, just like those chinese hackers did to the US Treasury! it’s a major incident, but on this server, it’s just a regular tuesday! come join the fun and show off ur hacking skills, cuz on this server, anything goes!

ChinaCraft: TreasuryHack

bbc news, China, Chinacraft, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber incident, cyber threat, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, digital intrusion, Government, hacked, hacking incident, Information Security, national security, security breach, TreasuryHack, us treasury

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Runes Activated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	4388
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

so, like, u know how the US Treasury got hacked by China? well, that’s like, totally not cool, right? but guess what? our minecraft server was also hacked by China! but, like, in a totally different way. they hacked into our server and left a bunch of diamond blocks everywhere! like, what the heck, right? so now we have, like, unlimited diamonds for everyone to use. so, like, come join our server and get rich with all the free diamonds! plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. and, like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes. so, like, come join our server and have the craziest time of your life!

Pixel Park Genes

aging landscape, aging process, aging-related diseases, Biomarkers, biomedical research, data analysis, Disease Progression, DNA sequencing, gene expression, Genes, genetic aging, genetic markers, genetics, Medical research, Molecular biology, molecular mechanisms, multi-omics analysis, neurodegenerative diseases, omics, park, Parkinson’s Disease, personalized medicine, PIXEL

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	41	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Towns Built:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

so, like, u wanna join dis amazin’ minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthin’, dis server is like da holy grail of minecraft servers, man. it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like, one time, a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearin’ top hats. and another time, someone built a giant statue of a chicken wearin’ sunglasses. it was wild, man.

oh, and get dis, we got a whole bunch of custom plugins dat make da game even more fun. like, u can ride on a rainbow unicorn and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. it’s insane, dude.

so, like, if u wanna have da time of ur life and experience some epic minecraft adventures, u gotta join dis server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Bismarck

Agriculture mods, bismarck, building, building mods, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Immersive Engineering, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, muskets, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Server, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, Trade, valkyien skies, victorian era, workers

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9038	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk

Server Features

Stock Market
Economy
Create
Valkyien Skies
Immersive Engineering
Muskets
Small Ships
Recruits – Workers
Many Food/Agriculture Mods
Many Building Mods

Useful Links

Modlist

Dynmap

Minecraft Server IP: bismarck.minecraft.bz

Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The theme is Victorian Era – Steampunk set in the year 1836.
What are some server features?	Features include Colonization, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Stock Market, Roleplay, Building, and PVP.
Is there a Stock Market in the game?	Yes, there is a Stock Market feature on the server.
How can I join the Minecraft server?	You can join by using the IP address bismarck.minecraft.bz in your Minecraft client.

Sasha’s Manga World 1.20.2

1.20.2, A, Analysis, Anime Community, artwork, Character development, critique, discussion, Fandom, Feedback, Manga, manga artist, Manga community, manga readers, manga series, opinion, Plot, review, Sasha’s manga, Sasha’s work, SASHAS, storytelling, Thoughts, world

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mines Excavated:	2193
Enchantments Applied:	160	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the most lit place to be, like ever.

Like, the mobs are all dressed up in cute anime outfits and the creepers explode with sparkles instead of blowing you up.

And the best part? You can build your own waifu shrine and sacrifice diamonds to summon your favorite anime character to fight by your side.

Plus, there’s a secret underground maze where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures.

So come join us and let’s build the most kawaii world together!

RichCraft SMP: SpendItAll!

aspirations, buy a mansion, charity donations, Dream car, dream life, dream vacation, extravagant spending, financial freedom, Generosity, goals, help others, invest wisely, lavish purchases, live comfortably, luxury, millionaire lifestyle, RichCraft, secure future, smp, SpendItAll, success, travel the world, wealth

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2563	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr. Like, seriously, we have diamonds for days and we ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. It’s like a dream come true, except it’s real life… well, Minecraft life.

I heard that if you join this server, you automatically become a millionaire in real life. Like, Bill Gates will be asking YOU for financial advice. True story bro. And if you find a rare pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes. I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of tacos. Best wishes ever.

Plus, the admins are like, super cool and give out free enchanted weapons to everyone who joins. I got a sword that shoots out lightning bolts and a bow that shoots out exploding chickens. It’s chaos but in the best way possible.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft legend. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the server. Good luck, and may the diamonds be ever in your favor! #minecraftislife #joinus #diamondsfordays 💎🐷🌮

BlockyBedBlunders

awkward hookup, awkward sexual experience, bad sex, BlockyBedBlunders, cringeworthy experience, cringeworthy hookup, disappointing intimacy, disappointing sex, embarrassing bedroom moment, embarrassing sex, failed intimacy, failed sexual encounter, regretful encounter, regretful hookup, regrettable encounter, regrettable sex, uncomfortable moment, uncomfortable sex, worst hookup, worst sexual encounter, worst sexual experience

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Farms Harvested:	241
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will make your jaw drop and your heart race.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “worst sexual experience” storytelling contest. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe even your character)!

Players:	91/600	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2