CraftyCringeLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace7MC

building, Classes, Community, Creative, design, Enhance, gameplay, Limits, Magic, Mode, open world, Options, Perks, Plugin, Server, smp, Survival, Twist, Unique, Vanilla, Versatile, Whitelist

Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Executed Network

Cross-Play, Events, Executed Network, Free Events, Kit PvP, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, partner, PvP, Server, Survival

Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	3275	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Boss Minecraft Server

Accountability, Assertiveness, AUTHORITY, Boss, command, Communication, control, Decision making, delegation, Direction, goon, influence, leadership, Management, Minecraft, power, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sigma, skibidi, supervision, team collaboration, team dynamics

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Potions Brewed:	89	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server

Boyfriend, comfort, cousin, CousinsCribs, crying, Friend, garage apartment, Heat, hospitalisation, Hot Country, Hotel, imessage, injured, language barrier, Minecraft, selfish, Server, Space, taxi, uk, vacation, WhatsApp, WiFi

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a 40C degree day in a UK summer! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player (17F) found herself in a heated argument with her cousin (26F) in a converted garage studio apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a foreign land with no shade, no water, and no WiFi password to contact your parents – just like our player in this crazy story! Will you choose to stay and stand your ground like our player, or will you flee into the scorching heat like a chicken running from a creeper?

Join our server for a one-of-a-kind adventure where anything can happen, from family feuds to unexpected hospital visits. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Alien Abductions:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DetentionDramaCraft

AUTHORITY, Communication, Conflict, consequences, detention, DetentionDramaCraft, discipline, medical help, middle school, Miscommunication., nosebleeds, overreaction, Parent, puberty, punishment, resolution, School, stress, Support, Teacher, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of middle school drama and random nosebleeds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for kids who have to deal with crazy teachers like Mrs. S who give out detention for the most ridiculous reasons.

Join our server and let out all your frustrations by building the most epic dodgeball arena ever! No need to worry about getting in trouble for not having a hall pass to the bathroom – we understand that sometimes you just gotta deal with those nosebleeds first.

And don’t worry about crazy teachers trying to give you detention for seeking medical help. Our VP is on your side and will make sure you’re taken care of. Plus, we have a strict no detention policy for nosebleeds – because punishing kids for getting medical help is just plain insane.

So come join our server and let loose with some epic Minecraft adventures. Who knew a game could be the perfect escape from the chaos of middle school drama?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BodyLove Minecraft SMP

beauty, body confidence, body image, body love, body positivity, BodyLove, Confidence, Individuality, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical attributes, self appreciation, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, smp, UNIQUENESS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your pixelated physique! Join us and flex those blocky biceps as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a gym when you can get ripped in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the Muscle Mountain, where players must climb to the top using nothing but their sheer strength and determination. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted the power of superhuman strength in-game. So if you want to become the Hulk of Minecraft, this is the place to be!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start working on your Minecraft muscles! Who knows, you might even become the next Steve Schwarzenegger.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6385	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GymCraftHate

#workout, Cardio, Classes, Commitment, crowded, Equipment, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, GymCraftHate, hygiene, intimidation, judgmental, Locker Room, loud music, Mirrors, personal trainers, Routine, stretching, sweating, weightlifting

Tired of sweating it out at the gym and not seeing any gains? Well, say goodbye to those boring workouts and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste time lifting weights when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers in our virtual world?

Join our server for a workout like no other – instead of running on a treadmill, you’ll be sprinting away from exploding TNT blocks! And forget about boring protein shakes, here you can feast on virtual pork chops and golden apples to keep your hunger bar full.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gym Leader Steve, who will challenge you to epic battles in the virtual arena. Defeat him and earn the title of Minecraft Master!

So why waste your time at the gym when you could be building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes in our Minecraft server? Join now for the ultimate workout experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mines Excavated:	3226
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyKremlinBan

Ban, Censorship, content moderation, CraftyKremlinBan, digital disinformation, digital propaganda, Disinformation, Experts, fake news, information manipulation, information warfare, Meta, Misinformation, misinformation campaigns, online misinformation, Online platforms, Propaganda, Russian disinformation, russian propaganda, social media, social media regulation

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to escape from all the crazy propaganda out there, man. like, we don’t just ban Russian propaganda, we ban ALL propaganda. you can come here and just chill, build your own little world without all that fake news messin’ with your head. plus, we have this crazy story about how the server was actually built by aliens who just wanted to play Minecraft with us humans. like, how cool is that? come join us and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft crew, man. it’s gonna be outta this world, literally.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Void Gems Collected:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Green Day Boulevard I Work Remote

2000s music, Alternative Rock, American Idiot, billie joe armstrong, Boulevard, Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Day, funny lyrics, Grammy award winning, green day, Green.., I walk alone, I work remote, iconic song, mike dirnt, music parody, music video, Pop Punk, Punk Rock, remote, remote work, rock band, tre cool, work

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. it was lit, fam.

also, did i mention that every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow? true story, bro.

oh, and if you build a house out of cookies, a magical gingerbread man will come to life and do your chores for you. no more mining for you, just sit back and relax while your cookie house cleans itself.

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. plus, where else can you find a server where the zombies do the thriller dance every full moon? join now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
New Chunks Explored:	519743	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Zombie Dances:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11