CraftyCringe | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1078	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Undead Armies Raised:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being embarrassed in 50 years because you’ll be too busy laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server!

Imagine this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. It’s like a wacky cartoon come to life!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests where you can ride on the back of a giant squid to battle a horde of zombie villagers, or team up with a pack of friendly wolves to take down an army of evil skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe in 50 years, people will be embarrassed they weren’t a part of it sooner!

FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs

50 years, ACCUSATION, anniversary, controversy, Country, Democracy, denounces, elon musk, Event, Franco anniversary event, FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs, Government, historical event, inciting hatred, leadership, PM Pedro Sánchez, Politics, return to democracy, spain, Spanish, Speech, X owner

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Ores Mined:	835
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez be talkin bout it at sum Franco anniversary event. he be all like “Elon Musk, u r incitin hatred wit dis server” but u know wat? he just jelly cuz he can’t handle da epicness of dis server.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafty Cancer Crushers

active lifestyle, Cancer, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk reduction, cancer survival, Crafty, Crushers, disease prevention, exercise benefits., exercise frequency, exercise routine, fitness regimen, health benefits, health outcomes, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Physical fitness, physical health, Preventive medicine., Regular physical activity

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Star Shards Collected:	272
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Votes:	3086	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Farms Harvested:	133
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Crops Grown:	7134	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ores Mined:	6573	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1869	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6853
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Votes:	2656	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Crops Grown:	6210	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9012
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ores Mined:	4034
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	196
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎