CraftyCriminalsMC – Escaping the Blocks!

Allied bombing, blocks, camps, CraftyCriminalsMC, disbelief, Disease, door hinges, Escaping, Europe, Evil, Genocide, History, hitler, Holocaust, Hospitals, Hunger, Jews, Military, pools, Survival, theaters, Uniforms, WWII

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	429152	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Farms Harvested:	677	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience a world like no other! Join us and embark on a journey filled with adventure, creativity, and surprises at every turn.

Imagine a place where you can build your own empire, conquer lands, and battle fierce enemies – all while enjoying luxurious amenities like pools, theaters, and hospitals. It’s like living in a virtual paradise!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and unleash your inner warrior. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and unlock secret powers along the way.

Come be a part of our epic community and let’s make history together – just like how Hitler once made door hinges and repaired uniforms instead of taking over the world. It’s time to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	253795	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2040	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7321
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Magic Items Found:	8385
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Void Armor Forged:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8052	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Enchantments Applied:	151
Star Shards Collected:	280	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Towns Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Animals Bred:	101

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Votes:	167
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3842
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?