CraftyCriminalGang | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	105	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, players have pulled off some of the most clever and genius crimes in Minecraft history!

Join us if you want to witness players building secret underground bases filled with stolen loot, staging elaborate heists on unsuspecting players, and even creating a black market for rare items.

One player managed to disguise their entire base as a harmless farm, only to reveal it was actually a front for a massive illegal potion brewing operation. Another player successfully convinced an entire village to hand over their emeralds in exchange for “protection,” only to disappear into the night with all the riches.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the crimes are as wild as the blocks, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the competition!

Wild Wanderers 1.21.2

1.21.2, catcalling, feminism, gender equality, objectification, sexual harassment, street harassment, Wanderers, Wild, Women empowerment, women’s autonomy, women’s dignity, women’s empowerment, women’s equality, women’s freedom, women’s independence, women’s liberation, women’s rights activism, women’s rights advocacy, women’s rights awareness, women’s rights movement, Women’s safety, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Farms Harvested:	983

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Imagine walking outside in the game and seeing women dressed in the most outrageous outfits, like it’s some kind of fashion show gone wrong.

But hey, don’t get too turned on because apparently that’s considered sexual harassment in this wacky server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other bizarre rules and surprises await you in this virtual playground. Let’s get weird together!

BoyfriendBan Minecraft Server

bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBan, Breaking Point, Catholic, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, far-right party, flatmate, friendship, ground rules, living arrangements, Minecraft, overreacting, Peace of mind, rules, Server, trust issues, VALUES

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ores Mined:	9998	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft space with unwanted guests? Join our server and never worry about uninvited players taking over your virtual home! We promise a clean, friendly environment where you can build, mine, and craft in peace.

Just like in real life, we have rules in place to ensure everyone’s comfort. No more unexpected guests overstaying their welcome! And if they do, our moderators will handle the situation with grace and efficiency.

Plus, we have a therapy corner for any past issues that may come up during gameplay. Need to talk about your ex who cheated on you? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, our server is far from supporting any far-right parties – we’re all about inclusivity and fun!

So join us today and say goodbye to unwanted roommates in Minecraft. It’s time to reclaim your virtual space and build to your heart’s content!

FoodBankBuddies

#venting, art supplies, Asking for help, Charity, Cheating, Communication, difficult times, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, financial struggles, food bank, FoodBankBuddies, freelance artist, friendship, Generosity, judgment, misunderstanding, Offense, Support, tough times, wealth

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from real-life problems and dive into a world of blocky chaos!

Join us and you’ll meet players like Sally, who’s been through more ups and downs than a rollercoaster. From catching her ex cheating to relying on food banks, Sally’s life is a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you entertained for hours.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with quirky characters and outrageous stories that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the block!

ScaryStansMinecraftSMP

Celebrity, celebrity culture, Community, creepy, Dangerous, Fame, FAMOUS, fanbase, Fandom, Followers, influence, influencer, influencer marketing, internet culture, Obsession, ONLINE, Scary, ScaryStansMinecraftSMP, social media, Stalker, TOXIC

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Buildings Constructed:	19
Void Gems Collected:	40	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, the owner is secretly a famous influencer with the scariest followers ever! Like, they’re all zombies or something and they’ll totally wreck your base if you don’t join and become part of their zombie army. But don’t worry, we have diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect ourselves, so it’s gonna be a wild ride full of epic battles and crazy adventures. Plus, the owner once tamed a dragon and now it’s flying around the server causing chaos, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next. Join now or miss out on all the fun, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #zombiearmy #dragonchaos #minecraftmadness 🧟🐉🔥

BlockMart – No Bezos Here!

Alternative, Amazon, Bezos, BlockMart, Boycott, boycott Amazon movement, Community, conscious consumerism, consumer behavior, e commerce, eco-friendly, ethical shopping, independent retailers, local shops, online retailers, online shopping, shopping alternatives, shopping habits, shopping platforms, Small Businesses, Support, sustainable

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Tired of ordering from the evil empire of Amazon? Join our Minecraft server and order all your goods from our virtual marketplace! Our villagers work tirelessly to fulfill all your ridiculous requests, from enchanted diamond swords to golden carrots that make you fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries caused by flying carrots). Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon delivers packages faster than Amazon Prime! Join now and say goodbye to Bezos and hello to blocky bliss!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Atrocious, badmouthing, condemns, Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, JD Vance, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, presidential candidate, regret, response, Server, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, US president, Warning, Zelensky

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	6128
Mines Excavated:	4895	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got JD Vance on here telling Zelensky to watch out for badmouthing Trump, like, what even is happening, bro? and then he’s all like, peace talks? more like atrocious talks, amirite? come join the madness and chaos on this server, where anything can happen, even JD Vance giving political advice to world leaders in a blocky virtual world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see where this crazy train takes us!

ZelenskyyCraft – TrumpDebunked

Approval, approval rating, Debunking, election, fact check, Government, growth, leadership, Misinformation, Politics, polling, president, public opinion, Rating, statistics, support claim, trump, TrumpDebunked, Truth, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy’s approval rating is through the roof at 57%!! debunking trump’s sad 4% support claim lmao. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay golden eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the zelenskyy-approved squad!

Sweet Insulin Spikes – The Plaque Builder

200 times sweeter, arteries, artificial sweetener, aspartame, build up, Builder, fatty plaque, heart attacks, INCREASE, insulin, insulin levels, intestines, Mice, plaque, receptors, Release, Risk, spike, spikes, Stroke, Sugar, SWEET, sweetener, Tricks

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

come join our minecraft server where we have aspartame-infused virtual snacks that will make your insulin levels go WILD! watch as your virtual character builds up fatty plaque in their virtual arteries, increasing their risk of virtual heart attacks and strokes!

our aspartame is 200 times sweeter than sugar, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. trick those virtual receptors in your intestines to release more virtual insulin and see what happens!

join us for a sweet and dangerous adventure like no other, where the only limit is your virtual imagination (and maybe your virtual health)!

Wendsmine-anarchy server minecraft

administration, alt, Anarchy, Auto, banner, Class, height, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, Server, server description, set, soon, Storage, Title, Wendsmine, WENDSMINE-ANARCHIA, width

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	791800
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Server Anarchy! Soon there will be a set of administration!

WendsMine.aternos.me:13680

Echoing Shadows 1.20.1

1.20.1, Abuse, BEDROOM, brother, cried, Echoing, ejaculated, feelings, French forum, high school, naked, PANICKED.., parents, penis, purpose, rape, Scared, sexual abuse, shadows, shower, Swore, testimony, Touch

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5888

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality! We have crazy stories like this one from a French forum to keep you entertained. Imagine the chaos of a brother asking you to touch his Minecraft sword because it hurts, only to end up with a messy situation! If you want a server that will make you laugh, cry, and scream all at once, then join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures await you in our world of blocky madness!

Parent’s Home Minecraft Server

aita, CHECK, devastated, eastern KY, Flooding, home, major winter storm, middle of winter storm, Minecraft, no running water, parents, parents home, Pick up, real shower, Refuse, Region, RELENTLESS, running water, Server, son’s mother, Utilities, waters receding, winter storm, working toilet

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! We promise you won’t have to deal with any flooding or crazy baby mama drama here. Our virtual world is safe from all natural disasters and exes with attitude problems. Plus, our in-game toilets actually work and you can take as many showers as you want without running out of hot water. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to escape the madness of the real world than on our server. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – we’ve got plenty of pixelated fun waiting for you!

MommaCraft – Keep Out!

advice, anxiety, apologies, Best Friend, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict, DATING, family, friendship, mental health, MommaCraft, overstepping, Parties, PERSONAL LIFE, perspective, privacy, relationships, sex life, Trust

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	1165
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	150

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Are you tired of boring friendships where nothing exciting happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment! Just like how Mary spills all the tea to her mom, you can spill all your secrets to your fellow players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

Looking for a server where boundaries are just a suggestion? Look no further! Just like Mary’s mom, who loves to give unsolicited advice, our community is always ready to give you their two cents on your builds, your mining techniques, and even your love life.

So come join us on this server where friendships are tested, boundaries are blurred, and drama is served hot like a fresh batch of lava. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset!

AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP

Airport, AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP, anecdote, BIZARRE, Curiosity, Experience, funny, luggage, Observation, odd, ODDITY, peculiar, SECURITY, Sight, strange, Surprising, travel, Traveler, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Animals Bred:	44	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical airport where pigs fly and creepers work as baggage handlers. I once saw a player riding a llama through the security checkpoint, it was wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance party on the runway with Endermen DJing. Plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village of talking villagers who give out enchanted diamond gear like it’s candy. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server to play on. Join now before the flying pigs take off without you!

LoveCraftedLlamas

alternative relationships, breaking norms, challenging norms, DATING, defying expectations, Defying Societal Norms, defying stereotypes, love, love is love, love knows no rules, love without boundaries, LoveCraftedLlamas, modern romance, non-traditional relationships, redefining romance, relationships, romantic norms, societal expectations, unconventional love, unconventional love stories, unconventional partnerships

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old romantic norms? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re into dating creepers, having romantic picnics in the Nether, or maybe even getting hitched to a zombie villager! Who needs traditional romance when you can have a love affair with a blocky pig? So come on down to our server and let your love for Minecraft run wild!

DisinfoCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, current events, Deception, Diplomacy, DisinfoCraft, disinformation space, foreign relations, Government, international affairs, media manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, Politics, Propaganda, Russian disinformation, Server, trump, Truth, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got llamas that can talk and give you life advice. and our diamonds? oh man, they sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave.

plus, we got this secret underground cave where you can find a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and chickens ride on horses. it’s wild, dude.

and don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. it’s like watching two llamas duke it out over a carrot. pure entertainment, bro.

so yeah, join our server and escape the boring reality of everyday life. come hang out with us in our crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake? yeah, it’s pretty epic.