Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Crops Grown: 4667 Astral Projections Made: 4
Divine Spears Created: 13 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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