Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Mines Excavated: 4696
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Orbs of Power Found: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

New Minecraft Servers