Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 64 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
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